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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Friday, February 13, 2015

FRIDAY #2259

I'm cool with my non-smoking, but my work on this blog must be curtailed. I will be up to speed soon.


The games children play...


With the right attitude just about everything is a dildo.




A library employee points at the Salisbury Magna Carta in The British Library in London, Britain, February 2, 2015. The four surviving original Magna Carta copies were reunited for the first time to mark the 800th anniversary celebrations.


JUXTAPOSITION...the old and the new...


My wife has continued to use the same safeword in the bedroom for 23 years: GET OFF ME!



Uuuum?
How about one guy ON a truck...
It's the biggest show on earth literally. No theatre is big enough for the troupe that transforms entire towns and cities into its stage. From the South of France to Morocco, Cameroon to China, New Zealand to Mexico, Royal de Luxe has become a street theatre company of epic, almost mythical proportions since it all began in 1979





My safeword has always been “Ouch!"



 I probably shouldn't have laughed at that.

This impresses me...


My wife wouldn’t eat scalloped potatoes because she wasn’t in the mood for seafood.





A woman whose c.difficile infection was treated with a fecal transplant from her overweight daughter experienced rapid and dramatic weight gain as soon as her daughter's microbial nation took hold in her gut.



What a great idea...

This is my "weapon" I have beside my backdoor...
The brass plague says "For Emergency Use Only" which I thought a funny ass thing to say. 

A handy guide to help you trim your goattee...
 You might as well just turn in your mancard and buy a skirt.



My wife wouldn’t eat scalloped potatoes because she wasn’t in the mood for seafood.




Not One Of My Very Own...

How dogs are supposed to play with baby...
How dog is not supposed to play with baby...
Had that been my daughter, that would be the last time that dog growled at her...guaranteed.

One Of My Very Own...

 Might have to watch this more than once...
Apparently a cyclist slides under the white car, then up and over the small hill??


My wife recorded me breathing at night and made it her ringtone.





What is a Queen without her king? A Queen.



 Why does water in a drain and a galaxy look the same?
Because that it their nature. 

You ever wanted to go under a glacier?
Me neither. 



Money might not can buy you love, but it improves your bargaining position.





A dream without a plan is just a wish.




People stupider than us...

My Final Word...


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Today's blog was hilarious.

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

I laughed at the girl on the slide too. several times actually.

Ninja Grrrl said...

Still rooting for you. Rock on, brother.

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