MONDAY #2262

This man is snorting chocolate...

 Apparently that little device is necessary.
Supposedly it gives you a high. Any of you pharmacy professors know anything about that?

This is me when I come home and hear my wife's vibrator...

The most used sexual position for married couples is doggie style. The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Powerful...

My wife takes great pleasure in watching herself in the full length mirror as she kicks her underwear up in the air and catches them with one sweeping gesture of her arm.

I can't wait...

Interviewer: Suppose your house were on fire and you could remove only one thing. What would you take?

I would take the fire.

Icehenge on Wisconsin lake.

If you're single and you know it, pet your cat.

Robotic Vacuum Cleaner Attacks resting South Korean Woman, Sucks Up Her Hair...

Takeaway? Never lie on the floor to rest. 

The rhinestones on Katy Perry's outfit look like data points from eye-tracking software...

That is actually a very astute observation.

A Lesser One Of My Very Own...

Another Lesser One Of My Very Own...

I am absolutely positive that nicotine makes me funnier.

Space stuff...

I got out of life just what I put into it, which explains a lot.

(onion)

 From an article about things you should see before you die...

People who took a daily dose of Tylenol over a 21-day period reported a reduction in hurt feelings and showed less pain-related brain activity after being socially excluded.

I've finally found my pornstar name. 

Sort of one of my very own...

This took me a moment...

(cow tipping)

 Yes, it's art...

 And, yes, I like it.

I found that hilarious.

 This looks like a lot of fun...

Complex Mathematical Strategies Breaking Down the Optimal Method for Finding Waldo in ‘Where’s Waldo?’

The article also included a diagram of the location of every Waldo and the dispersal is not all that random.

See anything odd about this...

It's a diorama...

 The details are amazing...

These are the contents of a bag found in Neil Armstrong's closet: Weird looking lamps, wrenches, utility brackets, sights, and a film camera that later was identified as the one that captured the famous Apollo 11's descent on the Moon's surface. Nobody knew about it, including his widow.

So the takeaway is that one of America's most famous heroes was a thief.

 A 1965 Ford Mustang station wagon

I never knew there was such a thing.

Shit you don't see every day...

Castro and Khrushchev drink wine from a drinking horn in the Soviet Republic of Georgia,1963.

My Final Word...