TUESDAY #2315

One Of My Very Own...

Music to scroll by...

Never fake an orgasm or your partner will never learn how to do it right. How hard is that? Jeeeez.

Vandalism at its best...

Not to be outdone by people mailing potatoes, this guy mailed this...

Don’t be a troublesome person. Nobody likes a troublesome person. Troublesome people cost more than they are worth.

 Oh, look, his first porn...

 Said the Montreal artists:

The idea was to step out of our comfort zone and show the public what graffiti artists can be capable of. There is an amazing amount of quality work being produced within Montreal’s graffiti scene. Unfortunately, bad press and political strategies often only show the “negative” side of it, creating unneeded friction between citizens and our culture. Graffiti as a form of visual language can be hard to comprehend for most.

 Nice leg treatment...

I like this next one very much...

Street artists Ella & Pitr painted this amazing massive piece in a Lyon, France rail yard. 

Wouldn't it be great if that was on the landing path of a major airport!

I don’t have time for Instagram so I just run around town shouting “like” to expensive hamburgers.

Know how to play chess?

Take a close look at that set up. 

I remember the exact day I realized that every human is edible.

Don't like babies?

 Fuck you. I like babies. Now for a story.

I used to whistle all the time. I have been scolded for whistling in the hallway at elementary schools and distrubing the students. Then a few days ago I underwent a very...unpleasant experience and never...whistled...again. Until I found out I was going to be a grandfather. Now I can't stop whistling. And it's a good thing.

Said to be from the Leaning Tower of Pisa...

I think there's a direct correlation between finding #2 and finding #3...

South African Skeleton Dated to 3.67 Million Years Old

Smell. What if you lost it? Go out today with a conscious aim of smelling everything you can. Just in case.

PHOTOGRAPHY:

I haven't posted anything about this blood lust "sport" lately...

 I'm agin it.

STUPID PEOPLE

You find a really weird huge head in the water. Quick, what's the first thing you do?

Well, poke it with a stick, of course.

This next one confuses me. The car takes off even before he gets in...

Deportation of Jewish children from the Warsaw Ghetto to the death camp. They will die by gas, with strangers and other children from transports. The fear they must have gone through is unimaginable.

And he nails the landing...

 ...of course.

This is a "ride" at an "amusement" park...

 And if you thought giant balls were the only balls to be fearful of...

A soccer ball to the stomach looks painful.

This is a solid painted door...

In a men's bathroom.

I think you can click on to biggenize...

 The perfect urban camoflauge...

 Remember this from yesterday?

It's the counties in the panhandle of Texas...

I never realized how funny I was until I started talking to myself.

Reminds me of my honeymoon.

 Just look at the design of those things...

 Perfect.

If you see some one wearing camouflage, be sure and walk right into them so they'll know it's working.

You guys may actually be lucky that I never learned to use photoshop...

You call it “Road Rage,” I call it aggressively maneuvering around assholes that don’t know how to fucking drive.

The biggest, hugest, most unbelievable conspiracy theory in the whole fucking world is…religion. And there are half-wits all over the earth who KNOW that there outer space guy is the TRUE outer space guy that controls everything and watches them jack off. How fucking sick is that?