FRIDAY #2379

One Of My Very Own...

ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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When he was in the 5th grade I taught that kid who shot those people in the Charleston church. I don't remember him, which tells me he was average.
And then there's his hair.

Not one, but two, "experts" said that he must be wearing a wig since no body would cut their hair like that. 

And this unusual headline in the Huffington Post:

Reads like an Onion piece, but it's not.

And this late breaking news:
I just got home from my bar and I have bets out that the kid's sister will not get married Sunday as planned. Oddly enough, all the girls at the bar thought she would continue with her plans, and just me and a male manager thought she would not. And that, Gentle Reader, is why I describe myself in the profile as someone who will gamble on anything.
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In honor of our US women's soccer team...

There's a Hope Solo joke in there somewhere.

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Donald Trump and his son look like the type of people who buy a poor person to slaughter on purge night.

They really do don't they?

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Last episode of GoT in a nutshell

Speaking of Airplane...

I’m optimistic because every day I get a little more desperate.

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This pretty much describes my Women's World Cup gambling so far...

Remember this gimp. I referenced him on Monday.

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I stand in awe over the extraordinarily huge number of things that had to go right for my grandson to be born healthy. Mind boggling...

But we should all remember that there is no such thing as perfection.

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Talk about your mixed messages...

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A huge pervert shoutout to the guy who decided there should be a “clear browser history” button.

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 It was suggested that in any survival bag that you take a simple pencil sharpener to make fire starter with.

What a wonderful idea.

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I find it so very odd that very few of the people on earth sees the humor in the fact that damn near every single person thinks that their religion is the one true religion and all the others are just stupid.

People laughing at other people's little caps, or little rugs, or funny foods, or....you get my point. But the real mystery is that it somehow never occurs to any of them that they are all wrong. If you believe that, say, 90% of the world just made up some shit to explain death and life, I suppose, then why is it almost impossible to believe that your 10% falls into the same invented primitive origin?

In a way it's like believing with all your heart that the USA is the best country the world has ever seen. Forget about all the polls of happiness, etc that show Scandinavia is a cool ass place to live, Americans just ignore all our problems. Why? That's what they were taught by their parents and shit like that is hard to break. And don't confuse strength with greatness. They are not the same thing.

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Photography.

 Photographer: "I'm going to be on the roof. And I want you completely naked."

Model: "Where will I be?"

Photographer: "Okay, listen carefully..."

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 There are abandoned buildings and there are abandoned buildings...

Other shots of that building showed the broken windows. I can't imagine such waste.

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French in trenches during WWI...

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In Sex Ed they never mentioned how much apologizing there would be.

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Undersea Communication Cable.

I've shown this before, but this time I want you to notice something...

 Do you see the blue and yellow irregularly shaped areas? What could that be?

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Why don’t we all just agree that ‘ducking’ is a swear word?

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"How windy was it, Grandpa?"

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What would happen if you combined a nursing home with a preschool?

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The pride of grandfathers is universal...

You think it has to do with one's genes being past to another generation?

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I have the privilege to live in this paradise...

The trick is to use maintenence free plants.

And I haven't had to lift a finger in a long, long time. The wife piddles around out there sometimes...and that crew of Mexicans that show up twice a month with all those loud machines, but other than that it's no sweat.

> And, you know, if you just do nothing and wait, this could be your backyard...

Or this...

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Buttholes are like pockets. Like you can store stuff up there and keep it safe.

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I’ve been hiding from exercise so long I’m now officially in the fitness protection program.

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 At first I thought this was fake and the skirt was pulled off with a sting or something.

Then I noticed that the skirt got snagged on the fence thing. And does anybody else find it strange that she probably wears a bathing suit smaller than that and doesn't think twice about it?

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Imagine being completely naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. This is the life of the dog.

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When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: “Whose?”

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This didn't come with a whole lot of explanation...

Can anyone help me out with that? And read the small print...it's a hoot.

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If the world was but 100 people...

But comparing it to 100 people means it is exactly the same as percentages. What's the point?

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 Afterwards she offered this advice...

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Southern men say the weirdest shit when they are frustrated, like “just fuck me in the ass raw” or “well spit on my dick like my daddy used to do.”

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I know it's a repost, but it deserves it...

This next one is also on the landing path to an airport, but it is NOT the Cleveland airport.

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Whoever said that having Folgers in your cup is the best part of waking up has clearly never woken up next to my wife. Or a briefcase full of money for that matter.

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To the dinosaurs, we live in the post-apocalyptic future.

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Sometimes I think about the fact that everything in the universe is either vomit or not vomit.

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You hit the perfect design, then you don't have to evolve...

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I mean, nobody would want to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli.

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Pollution protest in China...

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Insomnia can drive a man to the deep dark corners of the internet.

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 Lies I've told...

WARNING! IF YOU ARE AT ALL SENSITIVE, YOU ARE WELL ADVISED TO STOP HERE. SERIOUSLY.

Let's continue our discussion of grandfathers.

Let's not forget that these assholes had grandchildren also.

Germans today have or had grandfathers who could do some pretty awful shit.

This is Prague in May, 1945.

First they rounded up the men.

 Then they marched them out of town and mowed them down with machine guns.

 But to make sure they were dead, they did this.

The people who did that became grandfathers who passed down their...wisdom.

I thought long and hard about posting that last image, but I think it best that we are reminded of such things from time to time. I'm sorry if it haunts your dreams as it has haunted mine.