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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

THURSDAY #2450


One Of My Very Own…




Donna Summer

Oh, Gentle Reader, I have danced a million miles to that song.


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The Pope just changed all the rules about sending women straight to hell for getting an abortion. If that sounds like just some old guy making shit up as he goes, that's because that's exactly what it is.

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New data out on immigrants. 53% get some form of welfare assistance. With children in the house that percentage rises to 73%. I know we are a nice people, but at some point we have to really think about this issue. The authors of the study lay the blame directly at the feet of allowing people with no skill or eduction into the country.
And mind you, that study did not include illegal immigrants.

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My University of South Carolina Gamecocks open their season on ESPN tonight at 6pm. My wife has agreed to come pick my drunk ass up at the end of the game. Women like that are hard to find.



A man at the bar told the bartender tonight that in North Carolina, there is a finite list of liquors that can be sold in the state. And when Fireball was added, they had to delete one of the other brands. How did anybody come up with anything as stupid as that, and further, how did they garner enough votes to get it passed?

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Bigfoot captured on film taking a shit.

What more proof do you people need? 

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"I bought a sail boat to get away from it all."
Can you spot the guy with the tiny penis?

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Show you are good at delegating responsibility by sending someone else to your job interview.


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FUN WITH LANGUAGE











Moving on...

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I think I've shown you this already, but it still amazes me.

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True: Blind people smile even though they have never seen a smile before.


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Sometimes I think about the days of cartoons, snacks, and naps. Then I remember drugs, beer and porn.


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Not that is how you stack stones...

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Mexican marines set to prevent turtle eggs' poaching.
I've posted photos of hundreds of people stealing thousands and thousands of egg to sell...and it disgusted me. 

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Shotgun shells designed for drones.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills? Are there really hackers out there trying to pay my bills?


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These trees are curved due to the constant airflow from nearby exhaust vents

I saw the same thing in fields in Oklahoma many times caused by the prevailing wind. 

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I didn't know that. Did you know that?

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 Sydney's Underbelly Arts Festival included this Mirrored Ziggurat by Iranian artist Shirin Abedinirad.


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 Chernobyl's "Elephant Foot" could be the most dangerous piece of waste in the world.


The “Elephant’s Foot” is a solid mass made of melted nuclear fuel mixed with lots and lots of concrete, sand, and core sealing material that the fuel had melted through. It is located in a basement area under the original location of the core. In 1986 the radiation level on the ”Elephants Foot” was measured at 10,000 roentgens per hour.


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Google Maps is expanding their reach to Machu Picchu.

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This man has programmed a printer to paint a self-portrait with his own blood.
Because he needs more attention than most people. 

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Fuck it. I would if I could.

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"I'll keep an eye out for you."

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My wife finally slimmed down enough to fit into her old swimming t-shirt.


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Boy, this looks dangerous....and fun.
I think it is "just" dozens of Romans Candles taped together. 
If that young man has not been drinking, I will kiss your ass.

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This subway has one step a fraction of an inch higher than the others.
I would pull up a chair and watch that all day.

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There was a kid in my neighborhood growing up who had one testicle. We called him Oddball.


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Is this true?

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The great thing about being castrated must be all the free time you have.


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PHOTOGRAPHY

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The title of this was something about "shades" and it reminded me of my brother.
 Once he had a bachelor party at his house and projected porn onto the shade in the window. A knock at his door alerted him that everyone on the street could see the porn also and there was a group of 20 or so men just standing in his yard with their hands in their pockets playing with their balls.

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If I had my way with reality...

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