One
Of My Very Own…
"You sick fuck."
And the clean up begins...
Volunteers pour into some neighborhoods to either help clean up or aid the cleaner uppers.
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Somebody's grandmother.
Yang
Feng Glan has been responsible for the untimely deaths of hundreds of elephants
since the early 80s. Not only this, but she also controlled the flow of weapons
to her poachers, funding the bloodshed in Uganda and Tanzania. While it is
incredibly sad they could not save more elephants before her capture, at least
they finally got her.
A THEME POST...BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT
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Comment to Pornhub...
Everybody is a critic. My question is, who would take the time to opine TO PORNHUB about his concerns? I do not want to meet that man.
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If I'm ever
reincarnated I hope I get to be a bear because I'll be like "stop playing
dead, I used to be human. That shits not gonna work!"
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Does that confuse anyone besides me? What statement is it trying to make?
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There's
a lot to be said for self-starters.
But I have the strangest feeling that she wants nothing to do with what my gender has to offer.
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My guess is that some guy was fucking around with a piece of pipe and fell asleep.
There but for the grace of god...
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Don't
you wonder what he was best known for?
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A fish's Google search history:
- do fish have short term memory?
- do fish have short term memory?
- do fish have short term memory?
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Burning Man maybe?
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Someone explain why clothes are so expensive? I should not
have to pay this much to not be naked. People should pay ME to not be naked.
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The look on the white guy's face.
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Reminds me of a famous group photo my nephew...showed himself.
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They say running is addictive, that's why I don't do it. I'm afraid I'll end up in a fitness gym alley offering sex with my wife for
treadmill time.
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They're
called the guevedoces, which translates into English as "penis at
twelve." The isolated village of Salinas in the Dominican Republic is the
center of an extremely rare genetic disorder. About 1 in 90 children born there
have it. When these guevedoces are born, they appear to be anatomically
female--or at least lacking external male genitalia. Then, sometime between the
age of 7 and 12, hormonal changes cause a functional penis to grow.
Remember
what wonder I spoke of that so many things in our bodies have to go right and
only one has to go wrong?
A
related story is true. My mother used to tell us that all children were born
girls and only later did some of them grow penises. I have no idea why she
would do such a thing to a man on his wedding day.
(that last part was a lie.)
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Wife says my bike helmet looks ridiculous, but I'd rather
be "uncool" than fall and crack my head open in the middle of sex.
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Phrasing.
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There
are girlfriends and then there are girlfriends.
He is in prison.
I am presently reassessing my loathing of incarceration.
I am presently reassessing my loathing of incarceration.
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He's right.
I call it a pussy beard, but that's another story.
I call it a pussy beard, but that's another story.
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This position is called the Wheelbarrow.
But don't her hair look nice.
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Something
tells me his mind wasn't on his work.
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That awkward moment when the priest uses your confession as the theme for his sermon.
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My wife got a job on a sex phone line, but they had to let
her go because she was “too nasty for our current customer base.”
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Tongue fetish?
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Quality humor...our motto here at the Folio Olio Humor Lab...
Something tells me that guy has been stopped in traffic far too long.
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From Saving Private Ryan, Interstellar, and now The
Martian, America has spent a lot of money trying to retrieve Matt Damon.
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You go, girl.
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Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the Scooby Doo
Team, so why is the show named after him? The show should be called Velma.
(I need a hobby)
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I’m pretty sure that all swear words were invented while
driving.
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She tests sex toys...
...for a living.
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