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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, November 27, 2015

FRIDAY #2535

One Of My Very Own…



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 I might add: Don’t pull out weapons, and Don’t commit a crime and run.

This was posted yesterday...


Get it?



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I wonder if serial killers watch Criminal Minds like chefs watch the Food Network: "Oh, bad move, I'd have done it this way..."


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Reuters, the news agency, has banned photographers from filing photos captured in RAW format, mandating in-camera JPGs instead. This, it believes, will cut down on processing time—and prevent photographers from editorializing their images.

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Look carefully.
 I think the woman on the right looks like Michelle Obama.

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A cheap solar hot water heater.
 I've also seen a man just drape black hose over his roof.

Back when people took war seriously.
 John Meintz, who was tarred and feathered during World War I for not supporting war bond drive.


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Chivalry is not dead. 

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Woman passed out drunk WHILE DRIVING!

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ME: "I'll have a rum & coke."

HIM: "I can't serve you."
ME: "Because I'm too drunk?"
HIM: "No. 'cause this is a hardware store."


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Eclipse from plane

That shadow is amazing! 

More EarthPorn.

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Every time you get dressed, remember that, if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever.


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 If you can't see the differences in the two crashes, then you deserve the conspiracy theorists.

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That's fucking hilarious.

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Fabulous ref


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So embarrassing when you leave the bathroom and someone points out you have toilet paper stuck to your teeth.


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My child did this with a black friend of mine.

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Black Lab with a skin condition called vitiligo. This disease causes him to lose color in different patches on his body.


Speaking of dogs...

Speaking of people from the other side of the earth...
TOKYO: A man in Japan who hid in a drain for five hours, allegedly to snap photos up women's skirts, was given away when passers-by spotted his hair sticking out of a grate, police and reports said. Yasuomi Hirai, 28, allegedly squeezed himself in a section of a gutter 28 centimeters (11 inches) wide, with his head under a piece of iron grating, a police spokesman said Wednesday (Nov 11). "His hair got caught at the edge of the grate, which drew the attention of some pedestrians," the spokesman with the Hyogo prefectural police in Kobe told AFP. Hirai reportedly told police at the time that he wanted to be reborn as "part of pavement in the next life."


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 Ninja Grrrl, what say you about legalizing weed?

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I hate when people say "you always want what you don't have" like that's really insightful and not just explaining the definition of "want."


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The easiest way to confuse a man is to wear a straight jacket that accentuates your cleavage.


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I want this thing.

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My favorite childhood memory is not having a job.


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First image of Val Kilmer in Top Gun 2


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 These are called simply "Vincents" and these are the latest batch.
 See it? The guy with the flare.

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I found out how they do that design floating on the water.


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An archaeological dig on the Menemonee Reservation in Wisconsin yielded a clay pot.

 The pot was dated to 800 years ago and contained seeds.

 Some of the seeds were planted to see if 800 year old seeds were viable.

 Fascinating.

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‘Whole Glory’, Scott Thompson Silently Inks Tattoos of His Own Design on People’s Arms Through a Hole in the Wall


And total strangers get to watch you.

This is a temporary tattoo shop.
I strongly suggest you wear a temp long enough to make sure you want the tattoo etched on permanently. 

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 When they're putting too much lettuce on your sub.

(that made me laugh out loud)

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A 3000 year old pair of pants. 

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If my psychiatrist said "There's really nothing more I can do for you", that means I'm cured right??


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1 comment:

Ninja Grrrl said...

I can't imagine any sane person not being in favor of legalizing weed. Even as a drug alone, it has proven quite beneficial and in many years of trying antidepressants, I have personally never found anything more effective than marijuana. I was afraid to try it for so long because I had been taught it would lead me back to hard drugs. It did no such thing. I think of the years I wasted due to fear, and I'm glad we have learned better now. I frankly think we should decriminalize simple possession of any drug and treat addiction rather than penalize it. That's my two cents :-)

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