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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

TUESDAY #2511


One Of My Very Own…


Want absolute proof that there is no god? My Packers lost to Denver 29-10. Aaron Rodgers threw for only 70 yards in the ENTIRE GAME! No loving god would have allowed that.

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A little some different to scroll to...



THIS POST IS A TRUE OLIO...SOMETHING FOR 
EVERYBODY...AND I LIKE IT.

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I wonder if the Pope’s dick would fit through a donut.


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Pilot: Twenty years later he is flying the exact aircraft that helped spark his dream to fly.


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 Some stamp collectors are obsessed with first-day covers, while others love fancy cancels, but only a handful of philatelists harbor postal passions that could be described as explosive. You might say Dale Speirs is one such collector - the pieces of postal history that get him excited are parcel and letter bombs.


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My wife thinks I drink all day when she's at work. I don't... I stop just before she gets home.


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Farmers in Uzbekistan were told to glue cotton back onto bushes for official visit of prime minister....TRUE.

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 Ailsa Craig is the world's major supplier of a rare type of micro-granite with a highly-interlocked, finely-grained mineral structure free of quartz, which is used to make stones for the sport of curling.


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Abs are for people who can't afford good food.


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 Hunters fatally shot two elk before realizing that they were firing through fence into zoo.
Thank goodness that wasn't in America.


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If it fits, it ships


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How the hell is Caitlyn Jenner nominated for woman of the year? She ain’t even been a woman the whole year.


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Someone is trying to kill off the illiterate...

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Remember this? Well, there is...

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"Bacon gives you cancer" is the 2015 version of "touching yourself causes blindness."


 Pizza shop raided by police for delivering booze hidden in boxes.


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David Wirth 3D printed a 20lb railgun that fires copper-plated tungsten slugs with 1,800 joules of energy, firing them at 560mph, with so much force that they vaporize on contact with a steel-backed target.

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I've heard people say that race drivers aren't real athletes because the car does all the work.
 I disagree.

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 Zero-days -- bugs that are unknown to both vendors and users -- are often weaponized by governments, criminals, and private arms dealers who sell to the highest bidders. The market for zero-days means that newly discovered bugs are liable to go unpatched until they are used in a high-profile cyberattack or independently discovered by researchers who'd rather keep their neighbors safe than make a profit.

I told some people about that today. I don't think that anybody can completely shut down the grid, but it might take a few days to get it back to normal. That's where the CB radio would come in handy.

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Concerning Infestation of Rats in New York.
New Yarker #1: It's like the Burning Man of rats. They're just sitting there in a lawn chair waiting for you.
New Yorker #2: I've seen rats walking upright, saying, 'Good morning, Mr. Comptroller, It's unsightly to see rats running through neighborhoods like they actually bought a co-op somewhere.

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 Well put, sir. Well put.

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No one's exactly sure how fraudsters stole over $680,000 from hijacked chip-and-PIN credit cards in Belgium, because the cards are still evidence and can't be subjected to a full tear-down but based on the X-rays of the tampered cards, it's a good bet that the thieves glued a 0.3mm hobbyist FUN chip over the card's own chip, and programmed it to bypass all PIN entries.


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I don't think you can teach this kind of control.
 I think they developed the skill to aid in hunting and that skill was just adapted to playing with balls.

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 Did you notice how close he is standing to the hole in the net? Jesus! I watched the whole video and the ball was, in fact, cut in half, although it looked more like a tennis ball.

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Photos titled "Still smoking," by Isabelle & Alexis

 They had a whole collection of images with what one would assume to be smoke bombs added for effect.

Speaking of smoke bombs...

You would think they could have thought of something like that for the Normandy invasion. I saw Saving Private Ryan and I'm pretty sure a thick cloud of smoke between those Nazis and Tom Hanks would have been a big help.

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Did you know these things can leap?
 Neither did I...or the guy with the camera.

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I came upon a bunch of just plain odd images.

This being one of the weirdest clips I've ever seen...
There is nobody on earth who could have seen that coming.

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Something I bet you didn't know how to do...
Now you have no excuse.

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My morning wood was no match for my wife's morning wouldn't.


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One month a year, giant Himalayan bees, the biggest bees in the world, collect nectar from a poisonous flower, giving the honey they make certain hallucinogenic properties. They met with the Nepalese tribe to learn about this honey and how it is used. During the making of the film, the translator ate too much of the honey and fell unconscious.
(did you notice the bees flying around?)

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Every marriage requires compromise. My wife asked me to stop acting flamingo…I had to put my foot down.


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On weekends my beer is recreational. As opposed to weekdays when it’s medicinal.


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And to think, some guy just sat down at a desk and thought of that.

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This took me a second or two...

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I found some meat in the freezer from before it caused cancer.


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Someone seems to have missed the whole concept...

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This girl did, in fact, pass out drunk at a party.
 I found that funny.

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I just read that on average, an adult US male will have sex two to three times a week, whereas a Japanese male will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me, as I had no idea I was Japanese.


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1 comment:

Unknown said...

Great post today! Thank you very much Sir.

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