CHRISTMAS #2563

One Of My Very Own...

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30% of Republican primary voters nationally say they support bombing Agrabah. Agrabah is the country from Aladdin. #NotTheOnion

Ladies and gentlemen, Bob Seger

The light show is for my nephew.

There are many Elf on a Shelf gags coming...

I had to sing the whole damn song in my head...

I have yet to hear of anyone buying anything on Pornhub.

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Some PR guy has been thinking again...

Kid was brought to him asleep. Classy guy...

This is very nice...

They look like their throats have been cut. 

Real chances of a white Christmas...

This is not a clip, but a screen shot of a place I would fit right into...

 That's a good idea!

JACOB MARLEY: 3 ghosts will visit you!

ME: do u count?

JM: what

ME: you're a ghost. Do u count?

JM: dude this the kinda shit they don't like