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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Friday, December 25, 2015

CHRISTMAS #2563

One Of My Very Own...




30% of Republican primary voters nationally say they support bombing Agrabah. Agrabah is the country from Aladdin. #NotTheOnion



Ladies and gentlemen, Bob Seger

The light show is for my nephew.

There are many Elf on a Shelf gags coming...



I had to sing the whole damn song in my head...



I have yet to hear of anyone buying anything on Pornhub.

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Some PR guy has been thinking again...


Kid was brought to him asleep. Classy guy...


















This is very nice...

They look like their throats have been cut. 

Real chances of a white Christmas...



















This is not a clip, but a screen shot of a place I would fit right into...


 That's a good idea!





















JACOB MARLEY: 3 ghosts will visit you!

ME: do u count?
JM: what
ME: you're a ghost. Do u count?
JM: dude this the kinda shit they don't like




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