One
Of My Very Own…
An unusual football story...
In my last football pool, not one point was made from a single upset pick. Not. One. And remember, that is right after that girl got 50 points by picking upsets.
So it has come down to a tie between the manager of my bar and myself if there is not an upset tonight. If Dallas manages to pull off a miracle and wins, I win, but otherwise we have an over/under of 42 1/2 with me taking under. Wish me luck.
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I will expand this condemnation of science roll in not using their pulpit to debunk the vaccination bullshit.
I think it's time for all science people to quit spending so much time securing funding and use much more of their power to spread sanity.
Thank you for your patience.
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Is this true?
Daylight Saving Time does not
actually reduce electric demand, as it was created to do. Additionally, it shatters
delicate sleep schedules, leading to upwards of $400 million in economic losses
each year. DST has also been linked to traffic accidents, heart attacks,
Seasonal Affective Disorder, and commuting snafus.
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I’ve always wanted to be called in to help a police sketch
artist and then see how long it takes him to realize I’m describing him.
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CAPTIONS ALWAYS MAKE PICTURES MORE FUN
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My wife is a hard person to Christmas shop for because I
never listen to a word she says.
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Just want to remind the
world that this happened.
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How does a person with only one hand cut their
fingernails?
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Believe it or not, that's about the way I felt.
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How could that be true?
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Columbia University awarded
a doctorate to Nick Sousanis for Unflattening, a comic book about the
relationship between words and pictures in literature.
Why the hell not?
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It's called juxtaposition and it is a good thing.
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There ought to be a period service similar to Uber, that
delivers tampons, flowers, crab legs and chocolate.
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ART
Pixelated, by Kamil Mirocha
Not computer work. Those are small 3-D panels.
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It turns out "Flasher" wasn't one of the
reindeer and I'm being asked to leave this holiday party.
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PHOTOGRAPHY
That won a photo contest, so I doubt it was manipulated.
Okay, that one speaks to me of surfaces old and decayed juxtaposed with smooth and young.
But what the fuck do we make of this one?
"Look at me, Look at Me. I'm
the Captain now."
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You can thank chins for proving two is not always better
than one.
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GADGETS
So you are a great engineer. What are you going to do with all that knowledge?
An attempt at solving the
world's largest Rubik's cube (22x22x22) was live streamed today. This is how it
ended.
Countermeasures for heat-seeking missiles...
Knitted touchscreen gloves
for just $10
This is an interesting weapon.
They know exactly how long the rocket motor will burn, and the distance is totally controlled by the angle of the tubes. Oh, and they carry a hell of a punch.
Transporting a gas turbine
A $40,000 drone.
Thermal camera, 2 mile
range, weighs 18 grams...not exactly your typical hobby store drone.
An answer sheet designed to
prevent cheating.
Those bastards!
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If "The
Breakfast Club" were filmed today, it would be a silent movie about 5
teens looking at their phones.
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PARENTING
Why therapists stay in business...
Watch this carefully...
Are you raising children like that?
And if you are raising kids, show them this.
Those anger management classes were worth every penny.
What a wonderful man...
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If your drug dealer is on time, it's a cop.
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LET'S DO MORE ANIMALS
Behold Karl.
Laziness personified...
The next time you cat people get in an argument with a dog person over which one is better, show them this...
The dog is me watching all
those young drinkers walk out of the bar after their 21st birthday party.
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Watching Jeopardy backwards would be about a panel of 3
people asking Alex Trebek questions that he always gets right.
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