One Of My Very Own…
ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
I would have said “smirk” not
“smile.”
Saturday evening's GOP debate
was a shitstorm for Marco Rubio, who sweated profusely and robotically repeated
one line four times.
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The key to being happy is just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense and eventually you’ll be dead.
You learn something new
every single day.
But why would you do that? I understand the east/west change, but north/south?
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I want to be rich enough to have 11 midgets who run out of my closet every morning dressed as a Nascar pit crew to make my bed really fast.
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Right before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make my cremation a bit more interesting.
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Statistically speaking, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.
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In the former coal mining
town of Cramlington, Northumberland, North East England, is a gigantic piece of
land art in the shape of reclining naked lady named 'Northumberlandia'. She is
more than a hundred feet tall at her tallest point, her forehead, and a quarter
of a mile long.
What a wonderful thing.
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I quit smoking weed because I thought it made me lazy and unmotivated. Turns out I’m just lazy and unmotivated.
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Get it?
Vegan Porn
Her reaction when she's been going down on you like a trooper but you just can't get hard.
"Trying to look cool but I have genital warthogs."
Speaking of Lizzie...AND porn...
Before you queen worshippers in England get mad at me, just know that I make fun of everybody in power, even Mr. Pootin'.
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Testing chemical repellent
on sea lampreys
This puppy already knows how to retrieve and is at its happiest when doing so.
Apparently these little fuckers are very difficult to kill.
Because he can...
When you get wasted and wake up to find a dead hooker in your terrarium
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The shortest possible game of Monopoly requires only four turns, nine rolls of the dice, and twenty-one seconds.
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And remember, the system is
not broken, it was designed this way.
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The key to being happy is just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense and eventually you’ll be dead.
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Places In Australia Where
Three Time Zones Meet.
But why would you do that? I understand the east/west change, but north/south?
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I want to be rich enough to have 11 midgets who run out of my closet every morning dressed as a Nascar pit crew to make my bed really fast.
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Somebody has been thinking cleverly again...
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Right before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make my cremation a bit more interesting.
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What a wonderful thing...
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Guy Chapman is the world’s most redundant name.
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Speaking of noses...
You may not want to watch
this...seriously.
I tried to warn you.
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A plane clones itself in
mid-flight...
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The fact that since our skins weren’t warm enough, we
stole skins of animals and wore them instead, is pretty creepy.
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Mildly satisfying...
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Statistically speaking, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.
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Dr. Strangelove, the
perfect political satire...
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As a child, the concept of having a favorite color seemed
more important than it turned out to be.
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Just something wonderful I
ran across...
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What a wonderful thing.
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I quit smoking weed because I thought it made me lazy and unmotivated. Turns out I’m just lazy and unmotivated.
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True? I really don't know,
but it wouldn't surprise me.
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I actually witnessed this
and remember that she was kicked off the air for three weeks and came back
without the chip on her shoulder.
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What kind of sorcery is
this?
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Nothing triggers my fight-or-flight response quite like a
phone ringing.
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Can we assume he was trying
to run from the cops?
But who tries to kick a man
in the head when said head is in a crash helmet?
Old news by now...sorry.
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HUMAN SEXUALITY
Get it?
If not, you haven't watched
near enough porn.
Vegan Porn
Her reaction when she's been going down on you like a trooper but you just can't get hard.
"Trying to look cool but I have genital warthogs."
Speaking of Lizzie...AND porn...
Before you queen worshippers in England get mad at me, just know that I make fun of everybody in power, even Mr. Pootin'.
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What should you do when you see an endangered animal
eating an endangered plant?
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This is Egypt’s Only
Waterfalls.
And its Man-Made
THE ANIMAL KINGDOM
This puppy already knows how to retrieve and is at its happiest when doing so.
Apparently these little fuckers are very difficult to kill.
Look at its little hands
holding the arrow in his side. Maybe it was attempted suicide.
Canadian Gambling
Because he can...
When you get wasted and wake up to find a dead hooker in your terrarium
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The shortest possible game of Monopoly requires only four turns, nine rolls of the dice, and twenty-one seconds.
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A few reposts for my newer
viewers of which there are many...
Have you ever been this
happy to see anything?
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Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle
of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever.
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