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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Monday, April 25, 2016

MONDAY #2683

One Of My Very Own…


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Well put, my dear, well put.



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How is it that I can get away with berating models for being too thin, but I can't get away with berating fat people?>
A repaired turtle...


It was said that it will grow together just like skin.

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This is a glass "murrine" made by artist Loren Stump. Each color in the piece was carefully layered to create this "loaf" which was then sliced. Each slice sold for $5000.

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A belt made from human nipples.



I don't think so, but it is pretty well faked.

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Face merging (or whatever it's called) - Amazing that you can tell which two people they are.









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We had something just like this in the woods where I grew up.



We would play a simple game of tag, which quickly turned into anything but simple, what with there being dead ends; ways to reach from one "room" to another; and then there's always just reaching down and tagging someone on the head.

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A view of Nopeville from Fuckthatshit Rock.



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When you see the leader of your group at the liquor store 30 minutes after your AA meeting.




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If you love someone, let them sleep.
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This took me much longer to get than it should have.


Subtle, that.

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Yes, everyone is talking about your paranoia.

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SOME NEW INVENTIONS


This device keeps you from snoring by adjusting the pillow when it detects the noise.

This tiny light is small enough to fit on a key ring and uses the warmth of your finger to power the bulb.


Makes lovers' lane a lot more comfortable...
But then how do you invent different positions?

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This guy didn't have a clue until he put this photo on Facebook.



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In the year 2020 everyone will have perfect vision. >

The question?



"Sir, what is your favorite season?"

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I'm going to confess that I had no idea what these numbers meant.



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Men - they are all the same.





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And then there's this...


And on a similar note, these things can out perform humans at the task...


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The opposite of office is onfire. >



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Everyone that writes this sentence should know this rule.(wrong)


Everyone who writes this sentence should know this rule.(correct)


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Amazing...



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This also took me longer than it should have...



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Back in my day a selfie was what you did when the wife wouldn't put out. >



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What is this young man doing?



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This is a "Everbrite" light board.




It can be dialed to any color...


Oh, and it can be programed to move! (The gif wouldn't load)

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SOME THINGS I MAY HAVE POSTED BEFORE




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I put my symptoms on WebMD and it turns out I just need to be on a beach drinking something cold.
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