One Of My Very Own…
ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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My penis once whispered to me that my parents were cousins, and that's the rationale I use to explain my stupidity.
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ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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My penis once whispered to me that my parents were cousins, and that's the rationale I use to explain my stupidity.
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Beanbag gun only bruised the hell out of the nitwit.
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My friend, Bacari, was in a fundraiser recently.
He's the blond and the son of one of the most talented artists I ever met.
The fundraiser gets more or less famous people to enter a drag queen contest and my wife is one of the judges. It's a hoot.
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Here's the way I feel about things like this...
If I entered this building I would take the whole banister and it would not be stealing. It would be preserving artifacts.
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This is one of the saddest photographs I have ever seen.
And let's be clear, if this were happening in a white country like Germany or Luxembourg, we would be poring resources in to render aid.
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You had a rough childhood?
When I was born, there was a short circuit in my incubator and it burned down the whole wing of the hospital. My father was convinced that I was switched during the evacuation.
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How true.
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One thing books from 100 years ago teach us is that if you leave a baby in the jungle, it'll be fine. Better than fine, actually.
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We've all met asshole teachers like this...
Speaking of teachers, here is some of the shit they have to put up with...
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Write a caption for this. I dare you.
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Just threw a donut inside Planet Fitness and started a riot.
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Yeah, that's the way my wife looks too.
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People just trying to make us smile.
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[two atoms side-to-side on a DNA chain]
"Hi."
"Hi. You look familiar. Were you on A3564β before it went supernova?"
"Yes."
"You still owe me $20."
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Oh, hell yeah...
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Yes, I think we are this far along the road to equality...
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Ran across a few conceptual architecture and here are some of the ones I liked...
And here's my favorite...
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A time lapse of that fire from a while back...
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General relativity - conceptual illustration of time and space distortion near a mass.
We always see the effects of gravity as a dip in a plain. This one is much better.
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There are at least 14. I will present most of them farther down. Give it a go.
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Stop. Stop it right now.
I'm going to count to five.
One. Two. Three. Four. Five.
~ A parenting haiku.
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Oh, the irony...
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24 cockatoos parrots were found imprisoned in plastic bottles for illegal trade . They were compressed and inserted by force into the containers .
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Fuck that prick.
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I really, really like these paintings.
Nicholas Wilton
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You know how I feel about headlines...
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A guy in the bar showed me this and thought it was hilarious.
I do not.
But I did say that if you have a girl's name inked on your flesh, you should use cursive so it could be turned into something else. The next day I ran across this without even trying.
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"My eye is up here."
- Illuminati pyramid
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Serves the bastard right....
I mean that.
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Three guy drove through all 48 states faster than the current record of 94 hours and 42 minutes.
It was stated that there were two drivers and a navigator. I can only assume the second driver slept on his time off. An amazing feat.
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Public Art
Can you imagine getting permission for that in Mississippi?
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Watch this carefully...
Did you notice that her pants fell down?
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So I was browsing pornhub, when I came across this...
Came. Across. This.
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Sound rhymes...the last two are found and wound.
I found that much harder than one would think.
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What happens when you try to teach a rugby player how to play keeper.
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[spelling bee]
Your word is 'hor d'oeuvre'.
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
Yes…'I bet this bitch can't spell hor d'oeuvre'.
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>
My friend, Bacari, was in a fundraiser recently.
He's the blond and the son of one of the most talented artists I ever met.
The fundraiser gets more or less famous people to enter a drag queen contest and my wife is one of the judges. It's a hoot.
>
Here's the way I feel about things like this...
If I entered this building I would take the whole banister and it would not be stealing. It would be preserving artifacts.
>
This is one of the saddest photographs I have ever seen.
And let's be clear, if this were happening in a white country like Germany or Luxembourg, we would be poring resources in to render aid.
>
You had a rough childhood?
When I was born, there was a short circuit in my incubator and it burned down the whole wing of the hospital. My father was convinced that I was switched during the evacuation.
>
How true.
>
One thing books from 100 years ago teach us is that if you leave a baby in the jungle, it'll be fine. Better than fine, actually.
>
>
We've all met asshole teachers like this...
Speaking of teachers, here is some of the shit they have to put up with...
>
Write a caption for this. I dare you.
>
Just threw a donut inside Planet Fitness and started a riot.
>
Yeah, that's the way my wife looks too.
>
People just trying to make us smile.
>
[two atoms side-to-side on a DNA chain]
"Hi."
"Hi. You look familiar. Were you on A3564β before it went supernova?"
"Yes."
"You still owe me $20."
>
Oh, hell yeah...
>
Yes, I think we are this far along the road to equality...
>
Ran across a few conceptual architecture and here are some of the ones I liked...
And here's my favorite...
>
A time lapse of that fire from a while back...
>
General relativity - conceptual illustration of time and space distortion near a mass.
We always see the effects of gravity as a dip in a plain. This one is much better.
>
There are at least 14. I will present most of them farther down. Give it a go.
>
>
Stop. Stop it right now.
I'm going to count to five.
One. Two. Three. Four. Five.
~ A parenting haiku.
>
Oh, the irony...
>
24 cockatoos parrots were found imprisoned in plastic bottles for illegal trade . They were compressed and inserted by force into the containers .
>
Fuck that prick.
>
I really, really like these paintings.
Nicholas Wilton
>
You know how I feel about headlines...
>
A guy in the bar showed me this and thought it was hilarious.
I do not.
But I did say that if you have a girl's name inked on your flesh, you should use cursive so it could be turned into something else. The next day I ran across this without even trying.
>
"My eye is up here."
- Illuminati pyramid
>
Serves the bastard right....
I mean that.
>
Three guy drove through all 48 states faster than the current record of 94 hours and 42 minutes.
It was stated that there were two drivers and a navigator. I can only assume the second driver slept on his time off. An amazing feat.
>
Public Art
Can you imagine getting permission for that in Mississippi?
>
Watch this carefully...
Did you notice that her pants fell down?
>
So I was browsing pornhub, when I came across this...
Came. Across. This.
>
Sound rhymes...the last two are found and wound.
I found that much harder than one would think.
>
What happens when you try to teach a rugby player how to play keeper.
>
[spelling bee]
Your word is 'hor d'oeuvre'.
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
Yes…'I bet this bitch can't spell hor d'oeuvre'.
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