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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

WEDNESDAY #2719

One Of My Very Own…



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I ran across this a couple of days ago and chalked it off as clever lensing or outright manipulation.


Then I saw this.




Said to be in Germany.

Notice that the vehicle's lights are still on. I wish them the best.

How very, very clever...


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Where does North Korea get its money to spend on missiles and atomic weapons? I know China sends them aid, but China doesn't want the crazy bastard to have nukes either.



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Hyperloop One is one of several companies working on transportation technology known as hyperloop, which will feature pods or cars racing through tubes in near-vacuum conditions with little to no air resistance to maximize efficiency and increase speed.

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It’s been 42 years since scantily clad hippies descended on Max Yasgur’s New York farm in droves for Woodstock.


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35-year old Jake Booth of Bonita Springs, Florida developed bronchitis, which turned into pneumonia. While hospitalized for that pneumonia, he had a heart attack, then fell into a coma. Booth spent 48 days in the coma before becoming conscious again. Doctors were worried that he may have suffered brain damage. But when Booth was able to express himself, the first thing he said was "I want Taco Bell"--a clear sign that he had the full command of his mental faculties.


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It's kind of annoying that my wife said something about glistening but when I asked her to repeat it she just got mad.
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THE WORD ON THE STREET...literally...

Damn good handwriting.

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ANIMALS WORTH ATTENTION
Crabs will remove their own arm when it's no longer working.


What the hell did he expect to find in there?

A Starbucks?

An Emerald Tree Boa, (Corallus caninus), of lowland tropical South America.

Think what creatures on other planets must look like.







Now, that's a meal.

This reminds me that some people have better poker faces than others...


Me after the last card of the reunion has been dealt.


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A 22-year-old Canadian woman visiting Times Square mistook a man's "free hugs" sign to mean that she could get a free hug. When she didn't pay up, the gentleman punched her in the eye. Jermaine Himmelstein, 24, was charged with robbery and fraudulent accosting. He has been arrested 16 times in the last four years.


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My wife inherited this brass ashtray from her father.

When you mash down on that little handle, the plate spins, slinging the butts into the can below. She sometimes just sits and plays with it.

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I think I've posted this before, but the look on his face...

That last look is him calculating the amount of cocaine and hookers he can get with that kind of money.

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Public Art


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Walking around cemeteries looking at headstones is a great way to come up with baby names.
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No time limit. If you got knocked down you got one minute to recover. They were hour long brutal battles.


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Public Library Lets Job-Seekers Check Out Ties


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Just something else to worry about...


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North Carolina to sue over bathroom bill.
Hillary: stop calling him that. 


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I've had two friends in federal prison. Both the facilities only had a yellow line for a boundary. The first day they were told that they can cross the yellow line any time they want, but when they are caught, they won't be brought back to the minimum security prison. No one ever tried to escape.

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George Will had an editorial in my paper the other day about a girl that called a guy, invited him to her room, agreed to sex, called him back the next day and invited him over for another go. Then the girl's friend saw a hickey and maybe assuming it was a bruise, report the whole affair as a rape and even though both parties repeated state it wasn't, the investigation continues.

Why? Fear of losing federal funds.

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She invited me to a party once with all her amputee girlfriends. The place was crawling with pussy.

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LET'S PLAY ANOTHER GAME OF THE EVER POPULAR "WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT."

This is one of those claw machines where you try to move the toy to the chute. What do you think will happen?


This truck is heading toward an overpass. What will happen?


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Shooting watermelons with exploding sodium bullets.


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We all know that it is very easy for accidents to happen...


And to put yourself in position that one little misstep could kill you, is just plain stupid...

Did you notice that the guy with the camera is STANDING on the same ledge?

I really would like to know if this was faked or whatever.

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Here are the answers to the game:




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He had just asked, "Why do you think there is marijuana in my car?"

I think he's too stoned to know just how fucked he is.

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For example:





3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The guy on the tower was a base jumper wearing a parachute. It looked intentionally accidental to me.

Ninja Grrrl said...

"Was" a base jumper. There you go. Of all the hobbies I could have, why would I choose almost but not quite dying? Besides, I'd have to put down the corn chips and stop masturbating for too long. Just because my hobbies aren't all fancy doesn't mean they don't have merit.

Ralph Henry said...

What an outstanding comment. Love ya girl.

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