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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Saturday, September 24, 2016

SATURDAY #2833

One Of My Very Own…



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How appropriate.



If you are one of the two or three dozen people in America who haven't seen this yet, you may want to look it up on YouTube.

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I would like to welcome all my new viewers, of which there are many. I sincerely hope you enjoy your stay. It's actually a little strange to me. I have read my back posts and realized, they aren't that funny. I like funny. 

Well, as I told my wife tonight, I have another "Being Southern: A Tutorial" due up soon and I think it is very funny. All you new viewers, stick around for that anyway.
Now go have a beer.



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There will never be any more people older than me than there are right now.


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Prototype of the Russian exoskeleton at the Army-2016 expo in Moscow


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What the hell is a nook and cranny anyway?

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Without evolution, how can there be so many races if we all descended from Adam and Eve?

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An atomic bomb lights up the night sky over Los Angeles City, on March 7, 1955.

The glow lasted 20 seconds beginning at 5:20.

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More books have been carved...




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Cat-like reflexes...

Give that man another beer!

I know it's silly, but I enjoy watching people being stupid. It puts my stupidity in perspective. And I can guarantee you - I can out-stupid anybody!

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Emergency water discharge from a dam

Unfathomable power.


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Do you ever think about just how many people cut all or part of their fingers off every year? Well, neither did I until I read this article.


Did you know that a pig's bladder can heal itself if damaged? Well, believe it or not, they use it to regrow severed fingers.


But in all honesty, fingertips have been know to regrow without the poor pig's help, especially among children where there is part of the nail remaining.
Speaking of fingers...

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I want to steal a bunch of Jesus fish decals off minivans and then put them back three days later.
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Hands down the neatest shit you'll see all minute.


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Do crabs think fish can fly?

I don't know why that makes me think of a thing my son-in-law told me years ago, but it does. When discussing the speed of light and my notion that it will surely be broken, he said "It's like saying 'no bachelor has ever married' and stating that it is a law. It works merely because we made up all the words to begin with."

Very smart man.

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Showing a dog a dog...

Goddamn I love babies!

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The short film 'Saudi Arabia Uncovered' was a chilling view inside the country. Here are a smattering of things I learned.

Those people will beat the shit out of any woman who displeases them.


This is not an ISIS guy; this is a Saudi schoolboy.


And they don't just talk the talk...





And that guy is a CIA bigwig.


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The games men play...

 
That's called College PVC Pipe Blow.

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Pay Attention I think this is a game changer.
The OX is a "flat-pack" truck. No clue what that means? Go buy a bookshelf at IKEA, because it's the same basic concept: the truck ships in pieces, stacked to take up as little space as possible in the crate (which means cheaper shipping, and thus, a cheaper truck).



Three people can assemble it in 12 hours, with no specialized tools required, and by the end of the day, you've got a truck that can kick ass in virtually any environment.

Its whole raison d'etre is to help the developing nations of Africa, providing remote areas and agricultural villages with a cheap, reliable truck alternative to the hoards of ancient Defenders, Land Cruisers, and Hiluxes still in use.

NOTE: I couldn't help but laugh when it stated three people could put it together in 12 hours. We all know it takes that long to put a bookshelf together....with power tools.

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Just found this cartoonist and I like her...



And here's one by someone else...

Subtle, that.

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My wife's favorite position is cat style. She sits 3 feet away from me and if I try to touch her she claws at my eyes.

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I love to online. Have you ever tried online? Online is better than offline I think.

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Cosmologists Daniela Saadeh and Andrew Pontzen analyzed cosmic microwave background (CMB) radiation left over from the Big Bang for any patterns that would indicate "a special direction in space." Didn't we all already know that?

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But you can still go to Google images and type in "Napalmed child's genitals."

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But not rape thoughts, since there were no bulging pert nipples.

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Let's play What Happens Next

A. He goes up, then back in the direction he came.
B. The pole breaks.
C. An ostrich runs by.
D. The pole goes up his ass.

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My cousin really wanted her kid to be the fun kid, so she gave birth directly into the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese's.

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D. The pole goes up his ass and turned him gay.

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Did you notice the very scary man way down there?
Well, somebody's just fucking around...


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5,300 Wells Fargo employees created 2 million phony bank accounts and racked up huge fees, raking in commissions from their employer for being such great salespeople for the bank's services; meanwhile, the fees associated with the 2 million fake accounts created the appearance of much greater earnings for the bank, which it trumpeted to its investors.
Then, of course, some whiney bastard ratted everyone out. Bitch.
Note: They still got their bonuses.

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Let's take another look at one of the grossest things on the internet...


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Schools are to bring new humans up to speed on humanity's progress so far.

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