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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

TUESDAY #2829

One Of My Very Own…

It should read: "Unlike my wife because of you!"


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I went to a brothel once and the sign on the door said "Beat it, we're closed."

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TV show?


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I bet the guy who discovered that babies can swim before they can walk had a lot of explaining to do.

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Every Scooby Doo would be 2 minutes long if they had just gone to the costume shop first and asked a few questions.

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AERIAL PHOTOGRAPHY AT IT'S BEST




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The US Was So Concerned that Hitler Would Flee, Make-Up Artists Were Brought In To Help in identifying any possible ruses.



Speaking of...

And...
I ran across this gem...


So in heaven, it's possible you will run into this guy...


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I do, I do...

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I know a guy who can, no joke, fit his whole fist in his asshole.

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If this election taught us, as a nation, anything, it's that every newspaper and cable news source has its own agenda that doesn't have a damn thing to do with your or my wellbeing...


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Migaloo is one of only four reported white whales in the whole world and the only Humpback. Spotted by 'Big Cat Green Island Reef Cruises' in North Queensland, off the coast of Green Island this week.


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They still do this in many countries and they don't even have a toilet.


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This gives me faith in humans...

Not that many people probably added to it, but that it wasn't fucked with.
Vandalism sickens me...


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WARRIORS

Chinook Helicopter dips into water to extract Navy Seal Boat.


Russian paratroopers jumping from a Tupolev TB-3 plane.


And...


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I watched this and marveled at its dexterity...


Then I ran across this...


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These guys are really into their pranks...



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The gif was much too long, but basically a guy in a metal shop places a powerful neodymium magnet in a plastic jug to clean a metal shop.



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The misuse of literally makes me figuratively insane.

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Is that true?

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LANGUAGE



This is well worth the read...



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Things that are now for sale...


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As if being stoned in the grocery store isn't stressful enough...


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When I was growing up, these could be seen everywhere.

Then they did a study that showed they wouldn't solve any of the problems with thermonuclear war.

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Avid viewer sent me this of a hotel room in which he was staying...

I told him I would have had to change rooms.

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"I see you've been eating whatever you want and not exercising."
  - My Pants

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Think Abraham.
But I can see how it could smooth some of life's rough spots...

But I would rather not lie to my children, unless, of course, telling them all the lies from around the world and letting them decide.

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