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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

TUESDAY #2878

One Of My Very Own…


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So today is Election Day.
Here's my thoughts on that.











The reason we vote on Tuesday actually comes from 1845 law passed for a very 1845 reason. Weekends were no good because of the Sabbath, so take Monday as a travel day and wha-la vote on Tuesdays. Yes, we vote on Tuesdays because of the Sabbath, making voting day the only thing in American life still scheduled around Sundays other than the operating hours of Chick-Fil-A and new episodes of America’s Funniest Home Videos. Forced to squeeze in voting in between work doctor’s appointments and school hours just so farmers who have been dead for more than a century won’t have an excuse to miss church.

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Real men in Mosul.


Pretend men all over America.

Making a game out of war. What's next, baking with the Holocaust?
And...




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Go to an open house and ask the realtor if she'll stand in the basement with the door closed so you can hear if screams are audible outside.


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I FINALLY FOUND IT!

It was said that this shows the asphalt sucked right off the roadway by a tornado.

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WORDS WORTH READING
The legalize drugs movement has two new allies.
Human Rights Watch and the American Civil Liberties Union argue that resources should be spent on treatment and prevention, rather than incarceration and legal battles.









University of Toronto professor Jordan Peterson, who has openly refused to employ "gender neutral" pronouns like "ze" when referring to his students, has been informed that he must start using any pronouns his students request and that he needs to stop speaking publicly on the subject.








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Dear Cereal Makers,
Exactly how tall do you think kitchen cabinets shelves are?

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EXTRAORDINARY PHOTOGRAPHS FROM BURNING MAN







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You people that are getting sex regularly either need to keep that shit to yourselves or be more descriptive.

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BEAUTIFUL IMAGES; CATEGORY - MISCELLANEOUS


Lit market tents in Thailand.

Chances are at least one of those people has a boner.

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PEOPLE DOING REMARKABLE THINGS

No, not him...the guy who took the photograph!

Dunkirk







This man bear-hugged a suicide bomber to save countless others lives. His name is Najih Al-Baldawi. Let us never forget his selfless sacrifice. He is a true credit to humanity.

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TIME LAPSE/LONG EXPOSURE IMAGES



Airliners taking off




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You should never do shrooms with a guy who looks like you.

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SPEAKING OF AIRPLANES

The Antonov An-225 has 32 wheels supporting a maximum take-off weight of 640 tonnes (1,411,000 pounds).


Look at the size of these engines...



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If you don't like the way you look naked, remember; by the time you have your clothes off, its the other person's problem.

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Thanksgiving and Christmas parties are coming. Memorize this and look like you know what you're doing.


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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
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SOME JUST PLAIN GOOD IDEAS


A New Safety Guard Rail being tested that uses Rollers to reduce the Damage.


The Russian Snow Crab in its natural habitat.


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I watched a movie that was so bad I won't even tell you the name of it.

However, it had some neat stuff. She has come back from the future and has some glitches; like smoking while she is eating.
But I thought the plot was rather interesting. In the future all women are infertile, so to replace people they go back and take only people who are moments away from death and there won't be any witnesses....doomed airliners. Because of fear of a paradox, they replace the people with lifeless body doubles and transports the living people to the future. Then the plane goes down and no one is the wiser.

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"I love women who wax off their eyebrows then draws them back on with a fat marker."
     - Said No Man Ever

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SOME THINGS I LIKE LOOKING AT




Saturn V lamp


This is what happened to some German helmets after WWII



I posted that because it reminded me of that painting machine I invented years ago. My strings were clipped to a huge piece of canvas and manipulated into hills and valleys, then I poured the paint and let gravity help me create the shapes.

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THINGS I DO NOT LIKE LOOKING AT

Crowdfunding a bike-lock that squirts vomit-inducing antipersonnel gas when cut.



Had we been born elsewhere...

I would at least try it.

Taliban car bomb on an Iraqi police station.
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Judas was the only one of the 12 to make money. So he wasn't all bad.

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A repost we can't let die...


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Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names.

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And we KNOW congress is exempt from the laws that they pass to govern us and yet we do nothing.

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