One Of My Very Own…
As a teacher I can attest to the truth in that.
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I made a sizable bet that Trump would get less than 186 electoral votes. We shall see.
No matter how you feel about government fucking around with your health care, you got to agree that Obamacare is a clusterfuck. Even Democrats are talking about scrapping it and starting over.
That's what happens when you vote into law something that NOBODY has even read.
Giant sinkhole opens up in city streets of Fukuoka Japan...
They are now worried about the buildings abutting that chasm.
Mannequin Challenge is a thing now...
You know things are bad when your national mascot jumps in front of a moving car.
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Today the Ukrainian ambassador ranted and raved about the Russian invasion. When allowed to speak, the Russian ambassador said, "Crimea river."
As one would imagine, I've gotten a lot of mileage out of that joke.
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I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford.
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Back when they didn't need flares and lasers and such to put on a great concert...
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Read a magazine at the doctor's office so I'm all caught up on Clinton running for president. I don't think Bush can beat him.
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PUBLIC ART
Light. It's all about the light.
I like very much taking something ugly and transforming it with artwork.
A mural meant to celebrate the female form gets fucked.
Yes, they hired another artist to paint bras on all the women.
This used to be the norm.
Now it's form follows function or let's spend a little money as humanly possible.
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I just wish people would stop making daylight savings jokes 25/7.
PEOPLE NOT LIKE US
Chief Dickdo
His stomach sticks out farther than his dick do.
Yes, that girl just ate a whole stick of butter without chewing.
Living in a house that’s several hundred years old isn’t unusual in Europe, but in the U.S. it’s pretty rare.
Your opportunity is listed in Hingham, Massachusetts, where the Thomas Lincoln Home is on the market. It was built in 1650, which makes it more than a hundred years older than the United States. It has four bedrooms, two baths, and five fireplaces. It needs a paint job.
Word on the street...
Earthporn
My friend owns an upscale bar he name Speakeasy. This is not it.
He caters to young professionals and to keep out the riff-raff they employ the oldest trick in the business...they double the price of all their drinks, and the pretty people don't mind paying.
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The Black Sea Maritime Archeology Project has been trawling the seabed to understand how quickly the water level rose after the last Ice Age, 20,000 years ago. But their surveys ended up uncovering dozens of previously unknown wrecks. Many of the discoveries are in excellent condition, thanks to low oxygen levels below 150 meters, which slows decay.
Some of the ships discovered are 1000s of yrs old, dating to the Byzantine empire, while others are from the Ottoman. Hulls, masts, tillers, & rudders are all clearly discernible.
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How could this be? Anyone who could overcome a biological constant like protecting your own offspring...these people are a whole different kind of evil.
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I wonder how many people have ever seen this thing.
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I once got a comment about my Holey Molies and in it they said something like "you say you made a curtain out of it, whatever that is."
Well, here's what it is...
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Well, there goes the change light bulb guy's job...
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Under-educated white guy. This is a term now. It means a white guy without a degree.
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Oh, shit...
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Now you can get your very own 3D printed Putin Butt Plus.
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The Urus 4x4 by Lamborghini
Look at the size of those tires.
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When blind writer Trish Vickers failed to notice her pen had run out of ink, Dorset Police fingerprint boys came to her rescue and recovered 26 pages of her book.
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SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW
The man standing behind George Washington and holding the American flag in the famous painting "Washington Crossing the Delaware" is 18-year-old officer and future president James Monroe.
-Most humans alive today have never made a phone call.
-Horses cannot breathe through their mouths.
-There is an immortal jellyfish.
-When split into two or more pieces, provided that each piece retains enough of the center disc, each piece of a starfish will grow into a new, individual starfish.
-The top richest 1% of Americans own 42% of the nation’s wealth while the bottom 80% own just 7%.
-In Texas, it is illegal to shoot a buffalo from a hotel room.
-Richard Nixon’s VP – Spiro Agnew’s name is an anagram for “grow a penis.
-Humans in peak condition can outrun any animal on earth in a marathon.
-Astronauts in orbit feel weightless because they are constantly falling, not because there is no gravity in space.
-Falling coconuts kill far more people per year than sharks.
-Mosquitoes are the deadliest animal on Earth.
-If you shuffle a deck of cards and deal all 52 it’s 100% certain that that permutation of cards has never ever been dealt before.
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On our trip to Highlands, NC we passed over the Continental Divide and my wife had trouble visualizing it, so I will show her.
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Yes, I know it's a repost...
I have been giving my wife that look and she didn't remember where she had seen it before.
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Have you ever been so drunk that you tried to have sex with a cigarette machine?
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A couple of things Americans just don't care about...
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