FRIDAY #2916

One Of My Very Own...

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com







Sikh and Destroy.

That is the Canadian Minister of Defense.
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And therein lies the crux of the problem. All liberals (my wife included) think all Trump supporters are braindead, racist rednecks; and Trump supporters think all Hillary supporters want to give away money to people too lazy to work and hate Jesus. Please try to see through this convenient, yet erroneous, bracketing of a very complex group of people. 

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A young friend asked if someone would take a picture of us at my bar, and this is what he did with it.


Or a man...no matter, just fill yourself with love. And yes, it is just that easy.



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Raise your hand if you ever ran out of toilet paper and had to use a coffee filter right in the middle of the kitchen...while your wife was away. So, just me?

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Dr. Seuss was not even in the general vicinity of fucking around.

He made no bones about wanting the US in the war.

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I'll see your Pubs in UK and raise you Churches in Poland.

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My daughter always thought she was a pre-Madonna.

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Two What Happens Next.

The helium balloon is tied to the floor of a stopped vehicle. When he accelerates what happens to the balloon?

A. Nothing
B. Fall to floor
C. Moves toward the rear.
D. Moves toward the front.

What is about to happen to this man?

A. A light falls on his head.
B. He catches fire.
C. The guy in the gray tie smacks him in the face.
D. He gets the stool post up his ass.

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TECHNOLOGY


Conclusion: Scientists are creative and weird.
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Farm from a Box provides communities with the tools required to grow their own food and earn an income.

Built from a modified shipping container, each unit contains a complete ecosystem of smart farm technologies to enhance agricultural productivity; from renewable power and micro-drip irrigation, to Information and Communications Technology.
This two minute clip about it is very informative:
http://www.farmfromabox.com/
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The Chernobyl Arch Moving Into Place Over The Reactor Building.
Thirty years after the nuclear disaster in Chernobyl, the radioactive remains of the power plant’s destroyed reactor 4 have been safely enclosed following one of the world’s most ambitious engineering projects. I strongly urge you to take the time to view this or some other clip of this. You Tube is full of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH1bv9fAxiY
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The Estonians made a new battlebot...

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Earlier this month, Henrik Moltke helped report the extent to which the massive, windowless, bombproof AT&T tower at 33 Thomas Street was implicated in illegal NSA surveillance of US and international communications, revealing that the tower was almost certainly the site referred to as TITANPOINTE in Snowden docs.
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Would someone (anyone) try this and let me know if it works.


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If you can't tell the difference between "erotic" & "exotic" then zoo keeping is definitely not for you.

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D. Moves toward the front.
The balloon moves forward because the air in the car is heavier than the balloon and the air moves behind it, hence pushing the balloon forward. The pendulum moves backwards due to it experiencing g-force when the car accelerates.


D. He gets the stool post up his ass.
You know, over the course of the last few months, I have discovered that this is a much more widespread problem than I had ever dreamed.

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FUNNY USE OF LANGUAGE

My kind of guy.
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Reporter Video Bombed by a Very Strange Woman...

Question: They must be using voice recognition since the crazy woman's gibberish was displayed right on the screen.
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You may have noticed, I like this cartoonist.

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Scientists at the Federal Helium Reserve indicate they're storing a billion cubic meters of helium gas. It's a lot funnier when they say it.

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INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS

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Said to be plaques placed around some campus somewhere...




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I've mentioned this guy several times, but can't remember if I included the map and poem.



Here's an enlargement

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Happy Birthday you magnificent bastard...

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 "If you get me to the next station I promise I'll never let you fall below half a tank again" 

   - A Memoir

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The military would never allow it.

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The people of Venice just cope...



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Something tells me these things are edible.

Those sick bastards.

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The best thing about being an artist is that everyone assumes you’re not a psychopath.

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Do you believe this guy knows about such things?

Of course not, because you are a sophisticated human being who has seen hundreds of bullshit artists throughout your live.

Now think of how gullible the Bronze Age dirt floor dwellers who didn't know where the sun goes at night would have been. And yet you believe what they wrote in letters to fellow believers. And remember, Jesus was not the only messiah. Back then you couldn't throw a dead cat without hitting a man who claimed he was the messiah. Oh, and many of them were from a virgin birth and came back to life. Your guy couldn't even make up an original story. But a Roman Emperor was frightened by a comet and became a Christian, and the rest is history.