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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, December 23, 2016

FRIDAY #2923

One Of My Very Own...


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I thought that a very funny image. Look at Putin's expressions.
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Aliens: "Take us to your leader."
"No."
"What?"
"Look we've made some mistakes."
"Just take..."
"It's been a weird year, half of us are morons."


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Evolution in action.


And to think, had that proven significantly advantageous, we would all have thumbs like that freak. ¯\_(ツ)(ツ)_/¯

But that's not why we call him "Thumb."
Here's another few of the guy.

Question: If you were going to submit your weirdass thumb to an international image site, wouldn't you at least trim your nails evenly?

POSTED LATER: After that post came out it was followed by several others like this with comments like this one: "Saw that there are others like me! Really excited!"...


Apparently, that is not nearly as rare as I would have assumed.

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One person gets an idiom wrong and it spreads like wildflower.


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A United States M4 Sherman tank remains in shallow water off Chalan Kanoa beach in Saipan, Northern Mariana Islands.


When you think about how huge a battle ship is...

USS Midway & USS Iowa - 1987

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Happy 2017th birthday America!

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BAD BOYS BAD BOYS
Guy Uses Drone With Loud Speaker To Prevent Illegal Trash Dumping.

Well, that's not even remotely funny.
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First FB post from thug:


Next FB post from cops:


Mug shot:


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This is the worse case of overthinking, over-engineering I have ever see.

As I understand it, as soon as the mouse touches the bait the circuit is grounded and current surges through its tiny body.
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Look closely...

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(All things Ralph.)
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Now folks, THAT is a Butter Face.
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What happens next?

A. He crashes into the wall on the left.
B. He crashes into the wall on the right.
C. He crashes into the wall directly in front of him.
D. He successfully maneuvers out the front door.
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C. He crashes into the wall directly in front of him.

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Time passed, which, basically, is its job.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME
Highest Shot Ever Made in North America - 583ft 8in

Globetrotters star Buckets Blakes nailed a shot off the roof of the Tower of the Americas in San Antonio, Texas.
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Have you ever noticed that this guy looks a lot like Ben Roethlisberger?

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When you have a dentist appointment soon, so you start flossing again.


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My wife locks herself in the bathroom for an hour and a half to get ready. Comes out looking exactly the same, but her phone's at 9% and she has to pee.

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SOME PLACES ARE MORE INTERESTING THAN OTHERS
The moment cave divers discovered a perfectly preserved Maya pot, possibly 2000+ years old.

The whole story is pretty damn interesting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuemEm39O5s&ab_channel=GoPro
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A pool in Texas shaped like Texas

Yeah, well almost every pool in Colorado is shaped like Colorado.
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Talk about trust issues...

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So who the hell dumps a pill of bricks or whatever directly on a dangerous curve?!
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Rush hour in Naypyidaw, the capital of Myanmar (formerly Burma).

For whatever reason they made it big enough to land an airliner.
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Worldwide Earthquakes


Wow! I am impressed. Impressed that so many of us have survived a whole planet bent on murdering us.

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A FEW PIECES OF ADVICE YOU CAN TAKE OR LEAVE






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Whenever Adobe Flash tells me to update I download and install an even older version, that's MY revolution.

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ANIMALS ANIMALS ANIMALS ANIMALS

Who's hungry for SUV raised Catfish?
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Wildebeest REFUSES to let his friend die

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Do you think this dog knows how fucking epic he looks?

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This makes me both happy and sad.

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I saw a Myth Busters about peeing on an electric fence.

They said it was impossible? I say they fucked up the experiment. I once peed on a DC wire dog deterrent and shocked the pee out of my dick...literally.
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And lastly here is the damnest thing you are likely to see this week...

Because he fucking can, that's why.

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If you replace the "W" in "where" "what" and "when" with "T" you get answers to the questions.

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Here's helping you get in the Christmas mood...
 It's called kerning and it's pretty important.

Grandma Tries Virtual Reality for the First Time

A warning from your local fire department...

Guy bought his long time girlfriend panties for Christmas...

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HAT RIDDLE
The way I have it figured is that #2 knows he doesn't have a black hat because if he did then #1 would have shouted out that he had a white hat.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile in Russia: driving through airports - traditional winter timepass =)
They compiled videos from all cameras
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcQo93KULd4&feature=youtu.be

Ralph Henry said...

Had that been in America, they would have shot him dead.
The music made that far funnier.
Thanks.

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