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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Monday, December 19, 2016

MONDAY #2919

One Of My Very Own...


EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com




Two state lawmakers want to make it harder for South Carolinians to view pornography. A bill called the Human Trafficking Prevention Act, proposed by two Upstate Republicans would require computer, smartphone and internet companies to block all obscene content that comes into the state.
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Rest In Peace Dr. Henry Heimlich, 1920-2016.

You can use it for drowning victims also.
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NEVER SHAVE YOUR ASS HAIR!
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WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS BUT PROBABLY AREN'T




Can you spot which one is my wife when she was younger?


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NEVER ASK TO SHAVE YOUR WIFE'S ASS HAIR!
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All warriors must be able to fix their own tools.


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JUST LEAVE THAT ASS HAIR ALONE!
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NEW FANGLED IMAGES THAT I REALLY LIKE
First there are modern images treated as if da Vinci invented them...






But I think some of the writing is the same, so I'm assuming it is computer generated...sadly.
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Dynasphere: Invented 1930 by Dr J. A. Purves. His idea for the vehicle was inspired by a sketch made by Leonardo da Vinci.

This is a "just" computer manipulation, but, oh my, the results...





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(WARNING: Some reposts.)







Check out the old ladies gesture.

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Magnificent team work, you don't have to be a football fan to appreciate this...


I'm a real fan of fast attack one-touch aggression.

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This bear was expecting ice, just like it always has been...


And on a related subject...


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What if Disco isn't dead and it has been staying' alive the whole time?

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INSPIRING WORDS FROM WARRIORS





That from a man wearing a war bonnet, which he donned every time he rode out to kill or enslave every man, woman and child of neighboring tribes so his tribe could take over their territory.

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GOOD IDEAS/BAD IDEAS: YOU DECIDE





In medieval Netherlands, weigh houses were a common feature in many markets up and down the country. They were run by the local authorities, and traders were required to weigh their goods before they were sold. The authorities would then levy a tax on the goods transported through or sold within the city.

Many a times, people accused of witchcraft would be dragged to a weigh house to be weighed. It was believed that a witch weighed next to nothing. After all, how could they fly on a broomstick? The Heksenwaag (Witches' scale) in the town of Oudewater became famous for such witch trails.

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The term "Grammar Nazi" has gone out of fashion. It's now "Alt-Write."

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Turns out that long stints in outer space affect levels of cerebrospinal fluid. That explains why many astronauts who had 20/20 vision before space missions needed glasses upon return.

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I can't swear this is true, but it wouldn't surprise me...


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7 year old shooting her first deer.

And they eat everything they kill so don't get all high and mighty with me.

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About two months ago I bought a nice pair of running shoes to help me get fit, and those shoes now have over 500 miles on them since I never even took them out of the trunk.

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Yet black people are the most Christian group in the country. Go fucking figure.



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