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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Thursday, December 29, 2016

THURSDAY #2929

One Of My Very Own...


EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com



DEATH AND DYING


What a difference 24 hours make.



True fans will get this...




Get it?

RIP fisher carry

But let's not forget, 50,000 children have been killed in Syria.


And Vera Rubin, Who Confirmed Existence Of Dark Matter, Dies At 88

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"During a visit to the University of Mashhad professor Sadegh Zibakalam refuses to trample on the american and israeli flag that the Basij have laid out on the floor to the cheering of students. He even pushes one of the basijs out of the way who then tries to force him to step on the flags."

"Zibakalam is an Iranian academic, author and pundit. A graduate of the University of Bradford, he is a professor at University of Tehran and appears frequently on international news outlets including the BBC and AlJazeera. He has become a familiar face in Iran for his passionate and daring debates with hardliners in which he publicly challenges the state line on many sensitive topics. He has questioned achievements of nuclear program of Iran and for this he has been charged with "weakening the system"."

Long live moderates.
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Not all news in 2016 was bad:


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I once woke up to a surprise blowjob, and that's how I found out my roommate was gay.
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SOME GOOD NEWS

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Witold Pilecki. A Polish soldier, the man who told the world about Auschwitz and the Holocaust.

He got himself a Jewish ID, got arrested and sent to Auschwitz (yes that Auschwitz), After reporting on the atrocities witnessed. He escaped in 1941. A British historian wrote, "If there was an Allied hero who deserved to be remembered and celebrated, this was a person with few peers." Before his act of bravery Auschwitz was just considered to be another large prison camp.
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I'd like to think that when pedophiles hang out one of them always asks to see the kids menu and they all have a good hearty laugh.

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OBJECTS THAT INTEREST ME
This joint is extraordinary.

Configured thusly, the logs can slit apart in any direction. I seriously think that was designed by a genius...probably a 14th century genius.
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This picnic table has seating for adults, a high chair and a kids table all in one...


Now THAT'S a nutcracker...

I just bet it is.

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I've thought of a way to save 2016: James Corden and a bus full of celebs singing We Are The World, then the bus goes over a cliff.

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VERY FAMOUS PEOPLE YOU MAY NOT RECOGNIZE
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I wonder what kind of drugs this guy is taking...


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My wife is an expert at the mannequin challenge....in bed.(That's not true.)

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OH SHIT MOMENTS

There is no way this should ever happen.

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This car was DRIVING down the highway.

Forget about the snow on the roof, how can he see where he's going?
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Yet another attraction in Nopeville, Fuckthatshitistan.

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My wife put the "ate" in chocolate.

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COMPUTER AND MASS MEDIA
This popped up on my computer and I though their tact was unsurpassed...

Accidentally.
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This is some guy's take on American news outlets. I think you can clip to embiggenize.

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That time I found the "Mature Content" filter set at medium and turned set it to zero to see what the real internet would look like without it.

I would look up pictures of horses and have to scroll through a couple of pages of women fucking horses before I got what I was after.
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The Most Beautiful Shots In Movie History

Less than 4 minutes and I recommend it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBasQG_6p40

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PRANKSTERS

In office environments they have their own ways to fuck with the new guy.

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Soon...

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Okay, I fell for that so I past it on. I waited a full two minutes; how about you?

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It took me 70 years to figure out that I don't need to take my balls out every time I take a pee, but I still do it anyway.

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SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
Aero spike and linear aero spike are two of the most badass technologies and I don't have enough time to explain why.

But here's the link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcW9kUUTfxY

Speaking of...
Forming a rocket nozzle at Space X...

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Where Is the Farthest Place You Can Be That's Away from Everyone Else?

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Scientists coat spider in gold before shooting them with an electron gun for science reasons.

Actually, the gold coating prevents the specimen becoming electrically charged, and protects the specimen from being damaged by the electron beam. Bless their hearts.

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1 comment:

RBK said...

Folio olio, thank you for taking the time to post everyday (most likely not an easy task) You not only educate, but make people laugh as well. Thank you again.

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