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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Saturday, January 7, 2017

SATURDAY #2939

One Of My Very Own...


EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

Nina Simone sings "Mississippi Goddam"




I'm just going to let these images speak for themselves...







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Would you rather be bitten in half by a great white shark or pummeled to death by a silver back gorilla?

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Ran across this image at my bar. It sparked a long, intense conversation. We finally concluded that it was fake, due to the perfect condition of the highway.

We did find the tire tracks in the lower left a nice touch. [verification needed]

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You don't often see the pyramids seen this way...


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Ever gone back to work after lunch still wearing the gimp mask your wife likes so much?
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WAR AND WARRIORS
Man - 1
Woman - 0

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1870s forty shot repeating chain gun pistol.

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Marine helicopter crash training while blindfolded.

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"Tongue punch in the fart box" is a much neglected phrase.
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LANGUAGE FUN

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This guy had some pretty funny stuff, then he just disappeared.

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To all you people who make mean comments on Folio Olio, I never really had sex with all your moms. Sorry if my counter-points caused you concern.
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MORE MAPS

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I like cheating muslim women.
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MORE REASON I DON'T TAKE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
Take public transportation, they said...


It will help the environment, they said.

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My young daughter once asked what will happen when she dies. I told her I would probably turn her room into an office.
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When I was a kid this was my Porn Hub.


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My wife once agreed to make a sex tape then got upset when I held auditions.
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Artist 
José Manuel Castro López
makes rocks look soft



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"If you have the option to do something you really love for a living, you should do it."
RH: And that was my mural painting and I still feel lucky for it.

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SUSPECT CAPTIONS

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That last one is actually true and reminds me of a story. When in graduate school I told my potter friend that when I didn't I would like him to mix my ashes in clay and use it to throw simple vases that could be given to my friends and family. I horror he asked what would happen if the chemicals in the ashes weakened or otherwise effected the clay in such a way that it exploded in the kiln. I just smiled and said, "As long as everybody THINKS the ashes are in the vases, then you can do whatever you want with the ashes."

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Functioning toy excavator made from syringes.


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When someone says there may be aliens in other galaxies, I tend to believe them. When someone says they have proof, I think they're full of crap.

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SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
Amazing site guys. Just rotate the globe and select any radio station in the world and you can hear it.

http://radio.garden
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The sun's path over the sky for a full year.

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2000°F blowtorch vs Fireice

Can I coat my dick with it and stick it in lava?
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Water on a Super Hydrophobic Surface


I think I read that they are now coating the inside of pipe lines and such. Cuts the resistance in the pipe to almost zero.

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PEOPLE DOING SOMETHING UNEXPECTED

I love that little thing they do with their heads.
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Holy fucking shit!

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Imagine how terrifying fire would be if it wasn't a light source.
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