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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Saturday, January 28, 2017

SATURDAY #2960

One Of My Very Own...

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Four-Ukulele ‘Hava Nagila’



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And yet...


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What can be more arrogant than believing the same god who didn't stop the Holocaust will help you pass your driving test?


STREET ART I CAN TOLERATE

I can almost guarantee you that that artist has been trained in art.

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I honestly don't get why porn is legal if prostitution isn't.


WORDS WORDS WORDS



And I never knew that was written on the pad...


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Does the sound of safety annoy you? 
Do you need something to open that icy cold adult beverage? 
Do you want to meet sexy paramedics? 
Then the "Seatbelt Silencer" is the product for you. An easy inexpensive way to remove yourself from the gene pool. Very little effort is required. Just plug it in and go about your day. And if you are not 100% satisfied, we will refund your money. So buy now and charge headlong into the future, short as it may be. 

This is an actual product. 

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Yeah, I guess, but what happens when you need someone to invent a drug for your wife's raging yeast infection, or you need someone to smelt the steel for that plow of you need so badly?

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Yellow cars have the highest crash rate, according to a recent pole.
Go back and read that again.

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One could assume that dogs have no idea that whales exist.


Glass Shotgun Slugs


Notice how fast it spreads out...

And it will deliver a punch...

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Celebrate mediocrity!


Some myths we learned from movies...


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If I had a dollar for every time I had no idea what was going on, I'd be asking people why I had so much money.
(I found that very funny.)


Time's up, Clock Boy!

Ahmed "Clock Boy" Mohamed and father, Mohamed Mohamed, will be forced to pay between $280,000 and $380,000 for filing frivolous SLAPP lawsuits against critics.
As the remaining lawsuits are resolved, they could be forced to pay as much as $1,000,000 in reimbursed legal fees and compensation for damages to their opponents. 

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Remember, the best way to create change in your community and world is to yell at strangers online.


WOOD WOOD WOOD


Would yew look at that.




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I can't afford a vacation, so I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am.

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Lobster Breakfast Burritos
Damn that looks delicious!

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Know what this is?

Puffer Fish Skeleton

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I understand that everyone has an agenda, but this is powerful stuff.
A Netflix Documentary
Winter on Fire: Ukraine's Fight for Freedom.

I strongly urge you to find time to view that film.

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Model on a Stockholm anti-smoking bus shelter ad coughs when smokers walk by.

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I believe in the separation of church and planet.


I have come to realize that humans are pretty damn hard to kill.

All of these people lived.
I know it's probably bad form, but I laughed my ass off at that last one. It looks like a slap stick silent movie.

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This really happened...



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How does the ad know that smokers walk by vs non-smokers?

Ralph Henry said...

Magic.
(another word for I don't know)

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