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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian, and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, March 7, 2017


One Of My Very Own...

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Donald Trump anagram is Lord Dampnut.
I can't help but think that the Donald is insane.

These folks sure seem to have disappeared from public attention.
Had it been four rednecks doing that to a black man, it would still be front page news and stores would have burned.
Would someone, please, help me understand this?

Welcome to the American South...

Ninety percent of being a dog is not realizing your own tail is your own tail.


Back when people used to actually solve problems.

And to think, some people actually believe that that child's opinions deserve to be respected just because she is passionate about it.
I put her in the "There are 96 different genders" and flat earth camp.

Somalia? Here's what Somalia looks like right now.

Talk about your bad neighborhood...

The French region of Landes was once marshy and soft, with terrain that was hard to cultivate and almost impossible to build roads on. The people who lived there were relatively poor, but made do with livestock and stilts. 
Learning to use stilts at an early age, they used them to cover a lot of territory quickly, looking after their sheep. Even the women walked on stilts.

John Lennon's first wife, Cynthia Powell.
She was conservative, proper, polite, and addressed her elders as "Sir" and "Ma'am." He was rebellious, moody, impolite, incorrigible, and he probably never called anybody "Sir" or "Ma'am" in his entire life.

What are the chances...

Meet Amou Haji, a 80-year-old Iranian Man who smokes regular cigarettes five at a time and hasn’t bathed in 60 years, as he claims that cleanliness brings him sickness.
Haji lives in isolation in Dejgah village, in the Southern Iranian province of Fars, subsists on rotten porcupine meat, and says the thought of a bath after all this time makes him very angry. His home is a hole in the ground, much like a grave, to keep him grounded and in touch with the reality of life. To trim his hair he just burns it off over an open flame. An old war helmet keeps his head warm during the winter.
(Please remember that I have many new viewers and feel the need to repost some items.) 

I don't know why I put this guy in the file, but he does look like he finally drank himself autistic.

50 shades of Neigh

A man was arrested at Myrtle Beach today for throwing pebbles at the sea birds. He was accused of having left no tern unstoned.


This is exactly what that featherless bird I met that could whistle the whole Andy Griffith theme.

This is wonderful, but...
What could be its usefulness?


You see a silly TV wall.
I see a magnificent manipulation of the environment with a juxtaposition of technology and nature.


The real miracle is that the human race still exists after being stupid enough to kill the guy who could turn water into wine.



Name's Biscuits. Cheese Biscuits.

The internet may be good for many things, but holding an online naming contest isn't one of them.

This is good advice.

HER: I want to have sex so badly.
ME: [trying to impress her] I am so bad at sex.


Wife: It's not a chick flick!
Me: Was the movie released in February?
W: Yes. 
M: Are they standing back to back on the cover?
W: Sigh.. yes.


This could have been a great What Happens Next, but it wasn't a gif...
That is a much larger problem than I could have imagined.

A newly-discovered species of beetle manages to benefit from army ants by riding around on them.
It is a small red beetle that clamps its jaws around the waist of the army ant and tags along, unseen because it looks like the ant's normal butt. 

Okay, it was bad, but.
It was an all out world war. The government didn't have the money, time or manpower to monitor them. Nor did they have law officers to keep them safe from other Americans. 
What would you have done?

Me: "Could you show me where the self-help books are?"
Librarian: "No."


Be very careful, liberals.
Stop with all this whining.

And stuff like this will get you zero votes with middle America.

Are Americans really the most sensitive folks on Earth?

Liberals all seem to be experts at spending other people's money.
I actually favor funding both those things, but it was the only example I could find. But a recent study found that 20% of food stamps is spent on junk food, thus making people LESS healthy...the opposite of what it was designed for.

But fundamentally, get over the vilification of the opposition.
It is expected from you rabid left, but you normal folks should stop walking lockstep with the nutcases.


Anonymous said...

otherkin. People identifying as animals.

It's a step in the right direction for animal rights
Do you not want animal rights?

Ralph Henry said...

I believe that animals should be treated properly. I like mine medium rare.

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