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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Friday, May 19, 2017

FRIDAY #3071




DELTA DAWN


This said to be true...

They've finally found Comey's notes of his meeting with Trump.

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Can you imagine losing your dream for a lousy $1600?!

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In case the gif doesn't load, here's a still. The Turkish goons are in black suits. And remember, that is in America.

"Just in case you didn't hate Erdogan and his government yet they violated American citizens first amendment rights, they were also armed and escalated a situation that put American citizen and law enforcement lives in danger. Call your Congressman and demand they do something about a foreign government attacking American citizens on American soil."

Two words: Diplomatic Immunity.




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"You can have more degrees than a thermometer & still be dumb as shit."
- Old Southern Proverb


ALL THINGS WOODEN


What a most excellent demonstration.

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It's call a jig and they sure come in handy.

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Guy makes a huge mouse trap.


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Guy made an unusual chessboard.

Then he asked his girlfriend to play.

Then with the aid of a magnet revealed the engagement ring.

Speaking of wooden chess sets, check this out...

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As I understand it, a scientist did that to check the age, which is odd seeing that he could have taken a bore sample.

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Others: Throw caution to the wind.
Me: Panics and gathers up as many pieces of caution as possible before they scatter.


PEOPLE BEHAVING ODDLY

What a wonderful sentiment.

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I couldn't agree more.


Yeah, I'm one of those guys who knows my doctor doesn't want to keep me waiting, and realizes she had people with far greater ills than I who demanded more of her time.

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What are the odds?

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Another example of people just looking for ways to get annoyed...
Why would that annoy anyone?

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A bunch of girls bullying another girl on the ground.
Apparently the guy kicked the shit out of the asshole girls, then later people jumped in and tried to stop HIM from handing out naps.

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And remember, he learned how to do that on company time.

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Prepare to fall in love...
That's the way my wife looks at me ever day.

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To insure he has a parking place in front of his house, a guy attaches a No Parking sign over the existing sign.


And the cops fell for it and issued tickets.
Try explaining that in court.

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Welcome to America, where the politicians we dislike 'flip-flop on issues' but the politicians we like 'evolve.'


THINGS THAT JUST AREN'T RIGHT

Child labor.
Not only is he forced to work instead of go to school, but his lack of education will most likely insure his children will have to work also.

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Sink holes fascinate me.
I understand how a spewing broken water main could eat away the soil, but what about the nature caused ones? Is there some kind of underground river that runs amok?

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The United States has the largest incarcerated population in the world. No other society in history has imprisoned more of its own citizens. The vast majority – 86 percent – of prisoners have been locked up for non-violent, victimless crimes.
McDonald’s purchases a plethora of goods manufactured in prisons, including plastic cutlery, containers, and uniforms. The inmates who sew McDonald’s uniforms make even less money by the hour than the people who wear them.
Wal-Mart - basically every item in their store has been supplied by third-party prison labor factories. Most items labled with "Made in the USA" were made in prison factories. Victorias Secret has prison workers sew expensive clothing. Whole foods has prisoners working in fish farms for less than a dollar a day. The list goes on for miles.

RH - This is a fucking disgrace.

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I marvel at our eating habits.


It's not only what we eat and won't eat, but how we eat them.



I detest catsup, especially on hot dogs. It is tomato flavored liquid sugar.

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It must have been great to live when whatever went wrong could be blamed on witches.


THINGS I LEARNED TODAY

Gentle Reader, this most intelligent woman is Shirley Chisholm.

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I'm a fan of computer games that require you to get off your fat ass.

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Remember that old cartoon gag where they dig all the way to China? I think not.

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You know you've always wanted to know why the penises on ancient statues are small. Here's the reason: Big penises, back then, were considered vulgar and inappropriate -- low class, if you will. Men with a small penis were thought to be more mindful, smart, and authoritative. Society back then equated large penises with crude, boorish heathens. A small penis allowed a man to stay logical, cerebral, and noble with cultural superiority.

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Kelly's Cellars, Founded in 1720 in Belfast and still one of the cities busiest and well loved pubs.

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I looked that up and it's true.

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We in South Carolina are finally facing up to the problem with electric and hybrid cars. Our road repairs are paid for with a tax on gasoline, a tax electric and hybrid drivers evade. So now these owners will pay a special fee.

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I've posted this before...
They dumped millions of these in the reservoir to stifle evaporation. My question was and is why not white balls to reduce the heat build up?

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It could be argued that the best thing to happen in the last 100 years is the affordability of indoor plumbing by everyone.

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Wearable alarm clock which doesn't stop vibrating until you walk around and it's super quiet so you won't disturb a significant other while waking up.

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I just heard a line on South Park - "Damnit, God, you think this is funny?" That got me to thinking. He makes two seriously flawed yet innocent humans, one out of a piece of the other, then right in front of them he places the most tempting object in the universe, then when they predictably yield to their curiosity, every other human FOREVER is damned...unless you praise that same god as the most caring and loving entity ever. That motherfucker must have a sense of humor...a sick sense of humor, but at least we get to laugh at him.

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The things I know comes from making every mistake that you young people are just now planning.

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Get it?

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Today we’ll be discussing near-death experiences and why not to talk to your wife about weight gain.

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I'll just let these speak for themselves.



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