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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

THURSDAY #3070



LEROY BROWN


TRUMP'S CREED



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Fool me once, shame on you. 
Fool me twice, shame on me. 
Fool me 4,917 times and you're probably my kids.


THINGS SOME WOMEN DO


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Oh, my.

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I've actually never seen a tat in this exact location before...
Not that there's anything wrong with it.

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It's not the captivity - I'm just not sure if I'm ready to have kids right now.

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"My pussy is getting hard."

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I found that very funny, so speaking of texts... 


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Woman Attacked for Running the Boston Marathon in 1967 Ran It Again, 50 Years Later. Katharine Switzer in 2017.

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I try to defeat Pornhub. I type in some weird shit and see if they have a video of it. Seriously, you type in two midgets do amputee on a roof top and Pornhub will ask you if you want it in the winter or summer.

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Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"
"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"
"Thanks dad."
"No problem Alan."


SOME THINGS MEN DO


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Yeah, men do shit like this.
Notice a survivor on lower right.

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Abandoned Mansion that belonged to a former corrupt police chief of Mexico. His yearly salary was $1300.
I think men are more corruptible than women.

On a related subject...

THE MORON HOUSE
In the South a man will just build another room onto his house when a baby is born. These are called Moron Houses - as in when your family gets crowded in the present house you just build more on.

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That's one good looking fellow...

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Thank goodness men don't take fickle trends in fashion so seriously...

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951 Studebaker Commander Pickup
Men really get into their cars. I remember when I could spot those Studebakers from time to time.

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HER: I filled up on nuts.
ME: I guess you bit off more than you... cashew.
HER: Gesundheit.
ME: I think I love you.


LINGUISTIC SHENANAGANS

How very, very true.

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These are two of my beloved Gamecocks... 

Speaking of sports, look carefully.
I can almost smell the team spirit.

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Someone send Kendall Jenner onto a United flight with a Pepsi, stat.


THINGS THAT COULD BE BETTER

There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts.
I didn't know that.

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I can relate to this...

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I thought we were well passedt this shit...
It was stated that these were the targets at a shooting range. When a black guy asked for a target of a white guy, he was called a racist.

This is an excellent point.

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I've been towing this guy around by a rope for years. When is he going to learn to do this by himself?
- dogs, maybe


ART AND ARTISTS

It's an obelisk that cracked while being quarried. And that's a hell of a photograph.

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I don't see any nails or screws...
Can't you just smell that.



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Is that a nipple or an aneurysm?

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Description of a struggle, Kafka statue in Prague

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I'm going to go ahead and put this in the art category...

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I pick up my dog's poop with empty Snickers wrappers. What I do with it afterwards is strictly on a need-to-know basis.


THINGS THAT MAY BE TRUE

Said to be true: “U.S. demand for electricity has gone flat. Few saw it coming. But Energy Department statistics show that total sales of electricity from all sources, measured in gigawatt hours, have been unchanged for nearly a decade. Between 2007–the last year before the economic crash–and 2015, demand actually fell very slightly. In the same period, the U.S. economy grew by an inflation-adjusted 10%. In other words, without much fanfare, the U.S. is figuring out how to produce economic growth without consuming more energy.”

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What each artist was paid for their Woodstock performance in 1969.

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How dey know dat?

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What do you think the white code means?
Too fucking cold to have a press?

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It was stated that these air-less tires are on the way...

Many months ago I posted a prototype of tires like that for military vehicles.

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There has always been a trailing edge to all advancement...people who like it the way it is and resist having to rethink anything. Don't be one of those people.

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Earth Day...another made up holiday by Big Galaxy just to sell more planets!

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We all know their vote is up for auction...


And yet we keep voting for the same old crooks.


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