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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

TUESDAY #3075




all we are saying is give peace a chance


My government invited Russians into the Oval Office while those bastards are still in the Ukraine. Shameful.

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She's Jewishish.

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I can't get Venezuela off my mind.

National Guard using marbles as ammunition.

Green helmets, the unnamed heroes. Volunteer medics who risk their lives to help the wounded.

The average protester is in their 20s. They have never lived in a free Venezuela.

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This has flooded the ether around the world.
First, I was shocked by the violence of the attack. That child could suffer from whiplash. I can only assume that the sea lion mistook the child's dress or her tiny body for a seal, his food of choice.


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I've got 99 problems but I'm going to take a nap and ignore them all.


LEARNING NEW THINGS IS GOOD


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Thinking of that thing's roof got me to thinking about a stone dome. If you piled up a really big pile of dirt, then you covered it completely with rectangular stones in such a way as to create a dome; do you think it would stay up when the dirt is removed? 

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All I could think about was...Does everybody on earth own a cell phone?

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The most magnificent advancement in technology in 50 years!

Powerful machine-learning techniques (see “The Dark Secret at the Heart of AI”) are making it increasingly easy to manipulate or generate realistic video and audio, and to impersonate anyone you want with amazing accuracy. 

A smartphone app called FaceApp, released recently by a company based in Russia, can automatically modify someone’s face to add a smile, add or subtract years, or swap genders. The app can also apply “beautifying” effects that include smoothing out wrinkles and, more controversially, lightening the skin.

Nyet.

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The new 8ft tall statue of King Arthur atop the Tintagel Cliffs.
That's beautiful to the max.

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Future soldiers.

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It's like my old grandma always said..."What the fuck is wrong with you, boy?"


RANDOM ACQUISITIONS


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Amen. But I would have added "But don't put too many demands on others for your own happiness."

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You might want to read all of these.

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At first I thought that was a hose running along beside the track.

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The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you come across one every day. Every. Fucking. Day.


NAUGHTY BITS


But it could have been much, much worse...

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That really works, ladies.

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Oh, my.

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There's always that one asshole.

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The caption on that read: "Just a few scans for the spank bank."

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Football is so American. We named it something totally wrong, already in use, and then wouldn't change it.


THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

A Matrix-worthy dodge. 

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Our old friend the sinkhole.

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Still my favorite animal gif...

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Dying is easy...
It's the living that hard.

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Bird looks at camera: "You gettin this shit?"

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Am I still allowed to make fun of dyslexics or has that been declared sinful by a panel of people sitting around with big sticks up their asses?
Can we make fun of people with sticks up their asses for none sexual reasons?

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The shrubbery ate him.
Even the bull snickered.

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Fuck cultural appropriations, you whiny bastards.

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Wait for it...

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Banning any speaker from a college campus because they my "upset" students is fucked up. I can't wait until those little snowflakes get real jobs.

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On the fifth day god created geese.
His goose is cooked.

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On a much more serious note:

A WWII veteran received a medal of his grandson. 

"He died as a hero, defending Ukraine."
Ivan Gutnik-Zaluzhny was killed on the night of 9 to 10 August. The soldier was at a listening post, and when the Russians went on the offensive, he opened fire, giving time for his unit to regroup.

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You learn something new everyday. Yesterday I learned eating 29 Slim Jim's give me diarrhea. Today I learned that eating 28 also give me diarrhea.

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Muslims aren't that bad, it's just the fanatics who are bad. Oh, yeah, we let's hear what some moderate non-murderers have to say.



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