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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Monday, July 10, 2017

MONDAY #3122

One Of My Very Own...



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"Hey, Tucson, you're mountain's on fire."

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In the "You Ain't Gonna Believe This Shit" Section:
Of course, such victims are more likely to be low-earning black men between the ages of 15 and 24.
(well, that's not my fault.)

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Resting riot police in Hamburg.



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You know that feeling when your kid steps on a Lego he refused to pick up.


ADVICE AND OBSERVATIONS FROM SOME GUY WHO LIVES IN MY COMPUTER















For those wondering, it's pronounced "nice." You're welcome.


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"DO NOT GO TO NORTH KOREA." You would think everyone in the world knew that by now.


WHAT IT WAS WAS ODDNESS


Key phrase...

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This took me far longer to figure out than it should have...

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Yeah, a praying mantis captures a humming bird. And managed to hang on by only two legs during all that thrashing.

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This is EXACTLY what happened to me while the wife and I were camping.
That little fucker walked right up to the campfire and quick as a wink stole one of the steaks I was cooking.
A perfect example of my quick wit was when the wife asked what happened and I said, "A raccoon stole 'your' steak."


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Told my young daughters it was time I told them about the Applebirds and Applebees, then I kept sticking the mozzarella stick through the onion ring until we got kicked out.


PEOPLE AT THEIR BEST

Most underrated invention of our time.

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Stuff like this fascinates me.

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People who write original scripts are my heroes.

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Pink Floyd concert in Venice on July 15, 1989.
I only hear out of one ear, so stereo is of no use to me. But now I see so poorly out of the eye I was shot with BB gun that 3D movies have no effect.

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I'll leave this without comment.

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I wouldn't call it wrinkling so much as sagging.

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I have no idea what this is. It just showed up one day.
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Marble quarry in Greece
I think I may have posted that before, but I'm in awe. I understand drilling holes in which to place explosives, but those many holes seem out of place.

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A robot that can write in your handwriting.


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I bet when Godzilla first came out, I bet god was like "Damn, that name is way cooler."


PEOPLE AT THEIR NOT BEST


Quebec had a diversity parade..
Everyone parading was white people dressed in white, but the "porters" were all black.
They wanted a green parade with nothing motorized. Call the Africans!

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In the early days of military aviation, high volume of fire was achieved in many ways and apparently  jury-rigging 10 C96 Broomhandle Mausers together is one way to do it.

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That's probably not true.

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A judge in Spain has ordered the exhumation of artist Salvador Dali's body for genetic testing, so that a paternity lawsuit may be resolved. Dali died in 1989; Pilar Abel believes the painter is her father, from an affair he reportedly had with a maid in 1955.

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This will blow your mind...
That's.....that's amazing.

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The foot. Watch the foot.
Looks broken to me.

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And to think, Gentle Reader, there are people that think the above image is factual. God help us.

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Violence against an old woman and a 15 year old kid is seldom justified.

But the portion size at the restaurant was too small, so they deserved it.



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I wonder if Darth Vader ever did the jerk-off motion and accidentally force-jerked some guy across the room?


MOVIE MADE ON THE CHEAP

Netflix Movie - The Incident
This was a sci-fi movie about two groups of people. One was trapped in a stairwell for 38 years.

The other group was on a highway that looped itself so there was not exit.
Both locations probably cost the film company $0.
This is what only one flight of stairs looked like toward the end.
In case you were wondering, there was a vending machine with sandwiches and such on one of the landings; and there was a gas state/store on the highway and they kept magically refilling themselves.


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"Your word is...Death."
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
"In most states, yes."

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The life of a truck driver in France these days.
Those are emigrants trying to rob his truck.
Reminds me of the incident in Pakistan where a gasoline truck turned over and was leaking gas. 100 people were killed when they rushed the truck to steal the gas...and it, not surprisingly, exploded. 


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

About the marble quarry in Greece, I'd say walls reinforcement with rock anchors drill.
BTW, it's always a pleasure to read your blog, cheers.

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