One Of My Very Own...
Arguably my favorite song.
NEWSY BITS
Game of Thrones ended exactly as I predicted...leaving on a cliffhanger (literally) and announcing they are taking a break for a few years.
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Looting in Houston because the pricks know the cops are too busy saving people to show up.
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Fire ant flood strategy
The Cajun Navy is at it again.
I did not know that.
Then there is this.
HEB is a grocery store chain in Texas. That is how you be a good neighbor.
So is it safe to assume that all these millions of dollars of equipment just sit around until there is an emergency? How come FEMA doesn't have dozens of those?
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I find it interesting that potential flood victims in Texas are praying to the same god who brags about drowning millions of men, women, old people, children and infants in a flood he caused. That's like asking Hitler to manage your Jewish daycare.
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Pringles are called Pringles because someone named them Pringles.
PEOPLE ARE INDEED STRANGE
This is a repost that I still laughed at...
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That reminded me that my parking brake on my electric vehicle is acting up, so I Googled how to adjust it, only to find out it was a recall item years ago.
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Toddlers on leashes are Service Toddlers. Do not engage - They are working!
PLACES
I'll let these speak for themselves.
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I've shown you this before.
Nightmare Roundabout in Swindon, UK and this is how it works.
The way I have it figured, the small circles are used if you made mistake, you can reverse you direction easily...more or less.
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Watch for the similarities.
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One day I will solve my problems with maturity, but today, however, it will be with alcohol and laziness.
THINGS
Dad is introduced to the kids.
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This is called a brace and bit. I owned one just like it a many years ago but it got destroyed in a studio fire.
The bit is adjustable. You just loosen a screw, move the blade out to desired diameter, then tighten it back down.
You don't use it often, but when you need it, it is irreplaceable, especially for an artist who may need a hole of non-standard diameter.
Now that I think about it, there are many tools that you don't use often but are irreplaceable...especially plumbing tools.
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PURE SILLINESS
PURE SILLINESS
Things full of beans that shouldn't be full of beans.
You know how I love the absurd.
Here's my favorite.
And there were a bunch more...
...That I won't bore you with.
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It is the size of a tennis court and next year it will go into orbit as part of the most sophisticated space telescope ever built.
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Let's take another long, long look at this.
I found myself watching one individual, then another, time and time again. I find it particularly odd that they don't get up again after they fall, plus they comically keep trying to run.
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I thought scat porn was a woman going "Ski be di do wop" on a dick. Boy was I wrong.
PONDERABLES
Hmmmmmm.
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A Japanese soldier stares at a US propaganda poster in Manila, Philippines in 1942.
What must he be thinking?
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Father Yod of the Source Family with 13 of his 14 wives in 1973. Legally, he only had 1 wife, but he ran a spiritual cult which attracted 150 followers and even had a band called the Ya Ho Wha 13. The cults/communes ideals were clean, all natural living, basically everything that was at the very heart of the hippie movement of the 1970s.
Note: He looks just like the muralist Blue Sky.
And it is with just such charisma that whole religions are born.
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Stereotypes do not just pop into existence in a vacuum. Black people really do like fried chicken and Asian parents demand excellence in school.
So what does the stereotypical white person do?
Well, to start with, many of us are racist pigs.
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The Marine Corps has joined the struggle.
Why in the hell would the Marines give a fuck what you do with your ding-a-ling? One would think masturbation would be preferable to brothels if you factor in the disease acquisition potential.
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I think every interstate in the country, expect short urban spans, should be toll roads. Here's why.
1: Only the people who use it pays for it.
2: You could invest in the company who builds it.
3: There is a privately owned toll road connecting Oklahoma City and Tulsa. It has a toll at every exit. When you exit, they scan the ticket and only charge you for miles traveled. With so many toll booths there is little to no waiting, unless you speed. The tolls are rigged to spit out you average speed between you point A and your exit. If that exceeds the speed limit, they issue a ticket on the spot.
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It has occurred to me that one of the earliest rallying calls was surely "United we stand, divided we fall." It probably dates back to prehistoric family clans who met up in a hostile environment. And it holds true to this day.
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It's not a waste of time if you learn something.
LANGUAGE
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Don't get it? Ask your Mom.
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To hell with the language, look at the impression of the body.
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If you touch it with you penis it is automatically yours and no one else can eat it.
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Meth...not even once.
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And we wonder why they went extinct. They weren't getting enough sleep.
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Think about that a moment. People actually believe that.
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