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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

SUNDAY #3252

One Of My Very Own


HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN



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In my day we had to wait until the wedding night to be disappointed for the rest of our lives.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

Posting this again because it is just wonderful.

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The Swim Reaper

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Taken 4: Granted

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Scissors  That's cutting edge right there.

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I like to watch curling.

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PUZZLES & ILLUSIONS

The hardest short anagram is MONDAY. No one ever gets the answer, even though it’s only 6 letters.
[RH - It beat me.]

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Stare at the image for about half a minute without moving your eyes and watch as it gradually disappears.

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Although it is obvious that the pillars in this optical illusion gif are staying in the same horizontal position, our brain is convinced that they should be moving to the right. Just put your finger on one of the columns to prove it.

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Of course if you add your birthyear to your age you get now. Duh.

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Answer: MONDAY = DYNAMO.
[ Highlight for answer. ]


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Why do we insist airlines feed us. Grayhound doesn't. Amtrak doesn't. Cruise ships do, but you pay dearly for it.

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INVENTIONS


I would like to remind you of the greatest invention of all time.

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Osprey Tilt Wing Aircraft

A panel was formed to evaluate the plane and suggested that more panels be installed to facilitate inspection of the many parts.

And that is why English is so difficult. A panel recommends more panels.



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Now this is the way to design a brick.
It's a little like a Lego even before the mortar is added.

This is a commercial plate operation.

Remember what I told you about having to apply a different pressure to the middle because it tends to crack. I think that's where the finger work becomes necessary.

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What if the astroid that killed the dinosaurs was a UFO and we are the aliens?

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PEOPLE BEHAVING POORLY

"Disrespecting" China’s National Anthem Now Carries Three-Year Jail Term
I can name a few people who'd love to make this a law in the US.

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This young woman is in many spoof clips.

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FedEx
Don't they know just about ever door in America has a camera?

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Puking your ring, an Irish phrase.

Example:
I would take that as an omen.

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Venezuela's president, already mocked for gaining weight amid a hunger crisis, pulls out an empanada from his desk during a live speech on TV.
Empanadas are made by folding dough over a stuffing, which may consist of meat, cheese, corn, or other ingredients.

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Anybody want to take a stab at how this is necessary?

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If you make a travel review you should be available for emails from inquiring travelers.

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You new parents ought to write that shit down.

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Thankfully not all of us are as lost as blue shirt man.  Don't be a blue shirt man.  
Be a red jacket ninja.

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All the best people are a little bit crazy.

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Anyone?


PEOPLE BEHAVING ADMIRABLY

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1200 person dodgeball game

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Koi fish waiting to be fed.

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"You got your way, I got mine."

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Actually caring for one another's safety?
Being willing to admit mistakes?
How do we get this back? Please?

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Another reason to live in a big city.

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This young woman has first dates all figured out.

And...

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Intelligence was the first thing I looked for in a woman, because if she didn't have that, I may just have a chance.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST...TO ME ANYWAY

If you think that animals like this deserve to live...

And you own one of these and let it run wild...
You are actively supporting the extensions of dozens of animals. And it's your fault.

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This is a $9K ball of yarn

Ball of sterling silver yarn available from Tiffany's ($9,000 each). It's part of their "Everyday Objects" line which also includes a $10,000 silver bird's nest with (Tiffany) blue eggs, and a $1500 silver coffee can.

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Donald Trump found inside dog's ear
I'll be damn.

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"Dancing Statues"

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Guy found this 10 miles from land in the ocean. 
Those are called Goose Barnacles.


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What if Mike was short for Micyle.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think the pig is saying, "Great tattoo".

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