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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, January 5, 2018

FRIDAY #3299

One Of My Very Own

Please allow me a redo.

Strange post today. Somehow while editing one last time I lost the entire post. I always save the images, since they are neatly settled into one folder, but I lost every scrap of comments, descriptions, etc. Bare with me.

NEWSY BITS has too many gifs to download here...they wouldn't have time to download properly, I fear. So I've moved it to the end.




 
This "artist" was arrested vandalizing national monuments with her "art."
 
If I had the power I would ban her from ever making art again. I mean damn.

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This is an ancient structure somewhere.

But look how it resembles modern wood trim.

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Photography

Wow.

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If it were within my power I would classify wonderfully executed computer graphics art...real art.

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Tupperware more like TupperWHERE the fuck is a lid that fits?

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THOSE AMAZING ANIMALS



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Dogs are people, too
One would think that the dogs would have to be allowed to reach it so they don't just give up.

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That would be a great skill for a police or war dog.

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Sometimes this snow rescue dog just gets to play in it.

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Demonstration of the universal law of the testicle. 
The way he walks away is fucking hilarious.

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Could someone please sacrifice a pizza or something, I'm getting tried of goat.
 - God probably

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HUMANS AT THEIR BEST AND WORST
YOU DECIDE

I try to do that every chance I get.

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Have you ever been this bored?

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I repeat.
I just hope he's a fleeing felon and an all around dastardly person.

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I once knew a house painter who had a set-up very similar to this.

He leveled it up with a concrete block on the downhill legs. But the block was in this configuration and as soon as the crew got to the top the legs poked through into the voids.
But luckily there was a huge oak tree beside the house and they were deposited in the top of it.

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And that, Gentle Reader, is how you spot a real bitch. I'm the guy who doesn't want anyone's (male or female) name released until they are headed to trial.

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I thought everybody knew that already.

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Just because a man likes a wee finger up his bum during sexy time does mean you can bring it up in front of his whole family just because you are losing at Monopoly.

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Well, hell, he only had to squat it 3 1/2 inches.

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He only broke a leg.

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You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

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CLEVERNESS

Do you think that's a retrofit?


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Every morning a gazelle wakes up and knows it must outrun the fastest lion. And every morning the lion wakes up and knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle. You do the math.

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NATURE'S WONDERS

In the South it is almost impossible to walk past one of these without touching it.

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Trees will find a way.

NEWSY BITS

China Orders Media To Stop Reporting Iran Unrest, Desires Stability For Massive Investments

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Donald Trump and Steve Bannon are now publicly feuding with each other.

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Typical Oregon driver at the gas station.

(Deisel)

Believe it or not, this is the way it was when I was growing up.
I blame McDonalds with the whole self service
bullshit. Remember, they convinced you to clean up your own lunch mess so they could fire half their workers and they did it without dropping their prices. Now you know who enforces the rule? We do. Common Americans glare at anyone who would dare to leave a messy table.

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Is that Benny Hill?


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I've been informed that none of my posts in this section constitutes slutness, just models having their pictures taken. Well, what about this one?

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