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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

TUESDAY #3296

One Of My Very Own

Let's try that again...

PUTTING ON THE RITZ

NEWSY BITS

It is so cold here that the beer is colder going into the fridge than coming out.

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Here's to another orbital completion around our star.

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Just a few good Things to Happen in 2017

Following a coup that was not a coup, the brutal dictator is no longer in charge.
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Saudi Arabia was the only country to have such a restriction. Though this is a small step for the draconian theocracy, it is a step in the right direction.
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Though members of the organization remain at large, and a few strongholds still exist, the Caliphate as it was is now as good as dead.
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Additionally colony populations grew around 3% in the US, though threats to Bees around the world remain serious.
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It became the 25th nation to do so.
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SpaceX launched a reusable spacecraft and recovered the rocket for the first time, proving their business model is workable.
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Let's not forget the Ukrainian soldiers still fighting off the Russian bear gnawing at their door.



PEOPLE AND THEIR LANGUAGE



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Well probably not, but he would drink the shit out of wine.

Speaking of wine...



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"Proof" of a HUGE conspiracy.

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Unfortunate school names...

And my favorite...

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Why all the hate towards necromancers?

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THINGS THAT GO IN YOUR BODY AND VISA VERSA

Fluffy Pancakes
Thought it was a mirror in the background. 

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Guy ordered the "large" English breakfast.

Who the hell could eat all that?!
And I would have thought they would have English muffins instead of toast.

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Ladies, if you have a teenage son, I guarantee you that you have cooked something in which he had once stuck his dick into.

Speaking of...

And then there's this guy...
Want to guess which one he is?

I was just fucking with you. This is he.


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And only a few places use collected rain runoff and gray water to flush toilets, and that's a real shame.


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On the same day my oldest was to be tested for the gifted program at her elementary school, my other daughter thought her toothbrush was haunted.

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MAN THE CREATOR

3D printing with clay.
I sure would like to see how that fired. I'm betting many of those fragile loops wouldn't make it.

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Let's take a minute to appreciate this again.

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"Seal" Team 6

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Meanwhile in Chinese school of magic.
I sure hope that's true.

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I once built a toy box that looked just like that.

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I've carried a lot of long things in my truck and I never even thought to do it this way.

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There is nothing more dangerous than a bored young man.



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Not sure I understand this.
It looks like each stairway is exposed either by open space or a huge window. But look at the meandering route you would have to take to get from the bottom to the top.

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He knew those engineering classes would come in handy some day.



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Hating all Muslims because of terrorism is like hating all musicians because of Kanye West.

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THINGS I THINK ABOUT MORE THAN I SHOULD

This is the perfect illustration of something I think about all the time.

If every human footprint ever to trod this terrain could be overlaid back on it at once, how much "untrod" land would be left?

We would have to think in land like this even billions of footprints would still leave some empty space.
Would like to hear your thoughts on that.

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One of my regrets is that I won't be alive to see all the exciting shit coming mankind's way.

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18ft Greenland shark found to be at least 272 years old possibly even as old as 572 years.
I'm assuming the bolt cutters are to remove the hook. This is a living universal treasure.

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Been watching the series "Mindhunt" and highly recommend it. It's about the birth of FBI profilers in solving crime.
Anyway this guy would make the top of everyone's list.
Here in my home town, a man was found guilty of felony animal cruelty for setting a dog on fire. At his sentencing he was asked by the judge if he was sorry. He replied, "Yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry it didn't light the first time." The judge then sentenced him to a fine of $5000 and 5 years in prison.
Not only is he viscous, he is one stupid motherfucker.

Here in my neighborhood we pay for operates to keep our dogs out of pain. 


He had to have his leg amputated so they bought it a T-shirt. I ran around the yard with the other dogs just like nothing was wrong.

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Well, I would agree that a close relative committing suicide would more or less let a child know it was a viable option for overwhelming problems.

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I bet this would be extremely rare and valuable.
And that's because all the new bills go to the bank first and something like that is easily spotted and taken out of circulation.

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Even fucking machines can be racists.

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All those thousands prehistoric hand prints...
And not one of them had a crooked finger or shows evidence of a missing finger. Considering their lifestyle I find that remarkable.

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I love finding treasures like this.
That was caused by a vine retarding the growth. That's the one I used to make my wizard staff.

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The Doomsday Clock is now at 2 1/2 minutes til midnight.
And who do we have leading "our side"? A fucking guy we couldn't stand spending an hour on a bass boat with.

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I don't care if that is true or not...it's funny and that's all that matters to me.

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I suggest you take the time to read this.

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1 comment:

That Guy said...

Not too many footprints on those mesas. The great majority of all of the footprints will be in the easiest places to walk and where people have walked before, easy or not.

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