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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, February 4, 2018

SUNDAY #3328 FUNNY

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

Norman Greenbaum - Spirit in the Sky

NEWSY BITS

Years ago when I filled out my paperwork at my dentist's, it asked by what name I preferred. Here is how they notify me of an appointment.

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Does that surprise anyone? It was rising just like Bitcoin and neither could sustain it.

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I always thought the whole affair was fishy. A wife falls overboard and the only witness is the husband?

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Even with all that power the depression got the best of him.

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This is our buddy in the tailor at the Super Bowl broadcast.
He's the guy who got me a Green Bay program.

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RH: Funny man.

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Randall Margraves will not be charged For Lunging at Larry Nassar (an ex doctor who sexually assaulted his daughters) in court.

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Have we lost our collective minds?!

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I have a pretty good chunk of cash bet on New England in the Super Bowl. I never bet more than I can afford to lose, but on the Super Bowl I'm pretty near my limit. Wish me luck.





YOU GUYS NEED SOME LAUGHS

Or at least some smiles

This is the way I feel when my daily viewer numbers hit an all time high.
Which it does rather often, than you very much.

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Well, look who's getting drug tested.

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We've all said that to somebody before, haven't we?

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RH: I guess you could say she was...Grumpy.

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That is exactly how Viagra works.

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Subtle, that.

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Got to be England.

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I weep for the future.

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I think it should have read "Quite flammable."

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Yeah, that ought to work.

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Silly but kind of true.

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Fucking cats.

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Wait for it...

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I gave this a lot of time and still don't get it.

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Don't hold back, how do you really feel about babies.

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School teachers on a snow day.
Seriously.

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I wonder how many people can detect the humor in this.

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If we discovered a Stargate I'm sure someone would do this.
I mean, we took a club and balls to the moon...THE MOON!

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But what a wonderful building, all kidding aside.

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Bummer.

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Mildly funny. Clever though.

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My wife would do that.

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1 comment:

Robin said...

On the cartoon with the two UFOs. The one using a tractor beam to lift the human has broken down. The one next to it has a spanner on the side, and is a repair UFO. The UFO with the tractor beam has a hatch open and a smear of green shows that it is being worked on by the alien repair man. Whilst he waits for the repair, so that the tractor beam can complete it's work and transport him to the UFO, the human has elected to sit comfortably and wait patiently, presumably because he has little choice.

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