One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
Neil Young, “Rocking in the Free World”
NEWSY BITS
Olympic events you may have missed.
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What's good for the goose...
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I almost posted that with just the top two panels, which I thought captured all the humor.
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Thank you, Elon, for inspiring a whole new generation.
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My wife got a phone call yesterday from a very irate woman who began the conversation by yelling, "YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF MY TURKEY ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE!!!"
Come to find out, the turkey was her pet and she didn't appreciate my wife sharing it...even though her pet was in my front yard.
Now more than ever we need to fund mental health.
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NOTE: I REALLY, REALLY LIKE THIS POST.
Seriously, you minors might want to skip this post.
THE UNHUMOR
I am fascinated by pre-war political cartoons.
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That's what you call "highly motived."
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Very clever man.
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The Magnus Effect
They actually tried that in the late 1800s but they couldn't overcome the vibration problems.
Speaking of ships...
This is the down side of the Costa Concordia that capsized a few years ago.
After righting they made a picture essay of the interior.
How in the hell did the chairs, much less the piano, remain upright?
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Gaming the system.
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TRANSLATORS: We're done, sire. 7 years. Every last word painstakingly translated into English.
KING JAMES I: Call it the King James Bible.
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Stop scrolling for a moment and try to guess the last two panels.
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THE HUMOR
Oh, my.
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It's called the Kush Kannon at a weed festival in California.
I can only assume he is handing out free samples.
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Probably true.
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That's call vilification. Look it up.
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Did you notice the five gallon bucket used to lift stuff up to a higher floor?
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It is officially too cold for Canadians to pretend liking cold weather is part of our cultural identity.
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ABOUT PORN: an inquiry
There are great differences in what is and what is not porn according to where you live.
Some places are rather prudish, while others just don't care one way or the other.
Views (and laws) concerning porn vary greatly over time. At one time this was considered provocative.
In America there is a war on the nipple.
I have never understood why.
Even in prudish America, painted naked women are cherished, but photographed naked women are not.
I post many gags about sex.
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NOW IT IS TIME FOR A SCIENTIFIC PORN SURVEY FROM FOLIO OLIO'S INSTITUTE FOR FINDING OUT THINGS.
Things to consider"
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Simply indicate whether you consider the image pornographic. Good luck.
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As you probably already know, that was used to establish a base line.
I know...I KNOW, but please don't report me to the morals police. That whole huge gag wouldn't have worked without a shocker.
Thank you for your understanding.
I know...I KNOW, but please don't report me to the morals police. That whole huge gag wouldn't have worked without a shocker.
Thank you for your understanding.
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But almost as many women view porn.
I'll tell you one real danger of porn.
Just wait until driverless cars come about.
There, I'm done. You can put your dick away now.
There, I'm done. You can put your dick away now.
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Best wishes to the local youths I met outside the supermarket today. They asked me to buy alcohol for their gravely ill grandfather whose dying wish is 3 bottles of vodka and a case of beer. I was happy to help. Please give my best wishes to your grandad, guys.
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Hahahabananahaha!
ABOUT YOUR HOST
This site is not a substitute for Human Interaction
This was a line in a movie I watched last night.
If I asked that question, I would be honored if you answered in the affirmative.
This is a kid's reply when asked why he enjoyed graffiti.
But nobody gives a shit if you were there. What have you ever done to warrant being noted as being there.
This is a 1958 Chevy.
While at the beach with my grandfather and uncles we came upon the first one we had ever seen. My grandfather scoffed, saying, "Three lights? Just something else to break."
For some reason I have remembered that all of my life.
I fucking love hot dogs.
Chili, mustard and onions only. Yum.
I spend much time thinking about things that most people don't give a shit about.
I thought about that very thing decades ago when a started making art by preserving artifacts, which morphed into dollar bills.
I never smoked dope until I got in college. But I remember my daughter coming home and the look on her face spoke volumes about the quality of the marijuana she had smoked.
Iconic Cigar Store Indian
I don't get offended very easily, but I'm starting to understand how some people have a beef. Native Americans would hate that statue, but don't give a shit about portraying the Irish as drunks, etc.
That said, I totally agree that the Washington Redskins need to drop that Redskins bullshit.
I'm proud to be a militant anti-deist.
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*Might Not Be True
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(Not really. I just thought that would be an odd thing to write there.)
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Demon rum.
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She should know that her resume will hit the trash can without ever being read.
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1 comment:
The GIF off the herd of wild businessmen on the side of the road is one of my all-time favorites. A true piece of art.
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