One Of My Very Own
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JEFFERSON AIRPLANE - SOMEBODY TO LOVE
NEWSY BITS
On Sunday the number of hits to this site went through the roof. I can only credit it to being mentioned on Pinterest. If you would like to make me a wee bit happier, mention FO often. Thank you.
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There have been four NASCAR races so far this year. My grandson just won his third in our bar pool. Lucky son of a bitch.
AWARD WINNING PHOTOGRAPHS
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Hundreds of thousands of starlings migrating across the region covered the skies of Rome making it appear like TV static.
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That narrow cove inlet looks like a perfect place to put an underwater turbine to use tidal flow.
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Not impressed? Check the human on the left for scale.
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Why are these leaves blue?
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I still think that is one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet.
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They should punish kids who do well in school with more homework. Why? To prepare them for what happens to people who are efficient at their jobs.
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LANGUAGE FOR EVERY OCCASION
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[RH: You only pronounce the g like j when e follows it.]
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If you encounter a bear in the forest, try gouging his eyes out. Better to die a man's death.
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JUST THE FACTS, MA'AM
This is seriously amazing camouflage...
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Compound: Mercury(II) Thiocyanate
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My wife's orgasm face and her "Are those donuts?" face are almost identical.
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FOOD THAT IS BLOG WORTHY
Is that an omelette?
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There are plenty of foods that you shouldn't eat with your fingers - grits and scrambled eggs come to mind. But who decides you can eat fried chicken with your fingers, but not steak? I eat fried fish with my fingers, but fried okra is frowned upon. I don't remember voting on this, so let's start over with a new rule, to wit, you eat any goddamn food you want with your fingers and other people just butt the fuck out of my eating habits. Seems only fair to me.
The Mexicans seems to have figured it out. I can't think of a spick food that requires a fork, but maybe it's because they can't afford forks, but I have no data on that.
(RH: I just used that word to get on the nerves of you tight asses.]
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Roasting peanuts has a "done" range very small also.
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This from fast food server:
My friend, Rupert, eats chili hamburgers every time they are available. He always orders with the same sentence: "I'll have a chili hamburger with nothing else on it." He has never done this without at least two questions, usually "But you do want chili on it?"
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Found out Pornhub has a "Pigeon Porn" section and I am too terrified to see what is in it.
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THE BEST LAID PLANS
When you don't understand irony.
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Worse case of Not My Job I've ever seen...
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Strong doses of instant karma never fails to make me smile.
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Her face says it all...
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I think that's a good idea, except there might be someone with an emergency.
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I had trouble opening that, so good luck.
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This happens much more often than I would have imagine...
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A sentence I would have bet money had never been uttered...
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This from a bad movie I watched. It's a children's play about the time Sweden outlawed slavery.
And they did it in black face.
Appropriate? Hell, I don't know.
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I thought those were her legs!
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I just watched a documentary without being stoned. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
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