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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian, and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

WEDNESDAY #3359

One Of My Very Own
I think now it should have said "horse" instead of "moped."

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE

NEWSY BITS

I will bet money right now that they do, in fact, send him to jail.



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The death toll from Britain's big freeze could rise to more than 2,000, as it emerged the Met Office had warned ministers a month ago about the cold snap. The number of people who have died in cold homes in the UK might reach 100 per day this winter, a charity warned in an analysis of Office for National Statistics figures.

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WONDER WORD OF THE DAY
spo·li·a·tion
noun
The action of ruining or destroying something.

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I forgot to give you this link. It will allow them to send you images of every piece of mail you are going to get day.

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THE AMAZING VARIETY OF HUMAN BEHAVIOR

Game of Thrones Practice
That looks like real work.

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My dear friend the Highland Games competitor got into another publication.


She is a real sweetheart.

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Like a deckchair...
Could anyone watch that without laughing?

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This is a Competitive Eater
She consumed 501 wings in half an hour.

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From a movie...
That is how you hold a knife and fork when cutting a steak.
This lady holds the fork like a pencil.
People like that should not be allowed to breed.

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When the wife used to wake me up with a surprise blowjob for no reason at all.

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Good god y'all!

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Question: Would this kid have tried that had it not being filmed?
I think not. And that is too dangerous for words.

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How I met your mother...

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Chivalry is not dead...


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Someone is going to have sex tonight and not get a text tomorrow.

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BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMEN

Adorned appendages..oh, my.

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You ever come this way before?
Nah, usually I just use a vibrator.

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Her Clean-the-foot-guy performed exemplarily. 

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Like these clothing options make sense...

Yet another wardrobe malfunction.


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There is no pleasure in having nothing to do. The fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

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BLOG WORTHY ANIMALS

I wonder if the other one is laughing.

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BIG CATS
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Look at the herd just watching this shit.

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SMALLER CATS
How cute. Let's film it instead of teaching it a lesson he won't soon forget.

Egyptian cat mummies from a time when they worshiped the beasts.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Oh, look, he's playing with his snack again.

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Mongolian man manhandling a rowdy horse before breaking it.

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Russia is number one exporter of insanity.


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I, for one, like Roman numerals.

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INTERESTING THINGS

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My, my, look at those stairs...
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So cold that when you pee outside it stacks up like sticks.

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Science Project.
She wanted to see if sight effected taste, so made these brownies.

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Hunger is the mother of invention.

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An old, but dear, optical illusion.

And it works from left or right.

The two photos are identical - even though it appears that the tracks are more vertical in the right photo and more slanted in the left one.

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This interesting historic teapot from Iran.

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If Wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca's third dog.

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INFORMATIVE LANGUAGE...OR NOT


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I don't think I understand this...
What does he mean "down there"?

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Places with "Saint" in their name.

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Never get high on your own supply.

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RH: So, basically a wife.

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A list of objects that were mistaken for guns during shootings of civilians by police in the United States since 2001.


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I may be weird but I own that shit.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

he said "Is this heaven" meaning where he has come from is so fucking grim hell looks amazing. You're welcome ....

Ralph Henry said...

OF COURSE! But he referred to him living that life "down there" even though they are "down there" in hell. That's the part I find troubling.

Anonymous said...

It is in heaven. But the irony is, heaven turns out to be what we think of as hell.

As far as I know.
-Paul

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