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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
NEWSY BITS
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PHYSICAL OBJECTS THAT CONFUSE ME
Want to guess what this is made of?
Well, it started off as a wad of aluminum foil.
After hammering (a long, long time) and polishing, it looks like a solid steel ball.
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I've posted a couple of people doing this, but just noticed the sign says, Touch at your own risk.
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Use responsibly.
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In America our guns have guns.
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I’m not wearing anything under my straightjacket.
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HUMAN BEINGS DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO
Why aliens don't visit us anymore.
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On the way to anger management class...
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Question: In Russia, does Putin provide each citizen with a bear, or do you have to go trap one yourself?
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And they live there voluntarily.
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An extraordinary transformation.
There isn't enough money to get me to do this.
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There is a "Relax" guy on every team.
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Another weekend, another idiot drives their car into underground "streetcars only" tunnel in Toronto, on Queens Quay.
Most common excuse? "I was just following my GPS."
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When magicians babysit...
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Be like this guy.
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I'm not sure this is a proper way to handle this. I mean, he could have just received a call saying his child was in an accident or some such shit. No need to shame the guy until you find out the back story.
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In some neighborhoods this is the only way out of poverty.
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[first day in prison]
Hold up, are you telling me this food is FREE?!?
Hold up, are you telling me this food is FREE?!?
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TALKING POINTS
We all accept this as the status quo, but I wonder if the same is true in other first world countries.
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Can we all just decide to stop this war on nipples?
Seriously, just take a deep breath and decide to give that one body part special powers.
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I would like to meet this man's girlfriend.
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Other than alcohol and nicotine I am not addicted to drugs. I found this enlightening.
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Everything needs a name...
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I counsel that at every opportunity.
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My favorite sexual position is pretty much any of them. I’m just glad to be involved. Hell, I’ll just sit over in the corner and watch.
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JUST THE FACTS, MA'AM
DNA evidence proves that women were Viking warriors. DNA analysis of the bones found in a Viking Age grave in Birka, Sweden reveals that the warrior had no Y chromosomes. The bad ass warrior woman's bones were found laid alongside a whole ass armory: a set of armor, a sword, armor-piercing arrows, a battle knife, an axe, a spear, two shields, two entire horses, and a full set of game pieces and a gaming board.
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A 100-year-old fruitcake from the doomed British Terra Nova Expedition in 1910 was discovered at Cape Adare. The fruitcake was described as looking and smelling 'almost edible,' marking the first time in history that a fruitcake was nearly considered appetizing.
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A restoration that is faithful to the architectural integrity is a good thing.
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I've never seen this before.
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Want to run away from the truth together?
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Most believers in the west believe that this is just silly, but they have no problem believing this non-sense...
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1 comment:
Well done, Ralph. As usual. Your blog is an especially nice diversion during a hard time.
A couple comments for no particular reason, as I’m realize you’re not the one drawing these cartoons, etc.
1. Rather than a malfunction in the lift stage or ladder, I think they’re just dealing with waves on a high sea.
2. “In some neighborhoods this is the only way out of poverty.” No. No it’s not. It’s one way, but there ARE others.
3. I particularly liked the cartoon about using a cow to smite people - funny concept. But when you think about it, lightning is a really fucked up way to smite people! There’s nothing else like it at all, and no one understood it for most of our history. Think about how non-understandable it was for early man!
Anyway, just felt like conversing a bit. Keep up the good work.
-Paul
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