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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Saturday, April 28, 2018

SATURDAY #3411

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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I heard that Canadians are required by law to say they are sorry 10 times a day under penalty of losing your citizenship.

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PEOPLE

Do you think famous people feel superior just for being famous?

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A couple of great saves...

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Indigenous tribes watch "Planet Earth"

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Boys just want to have fun...
I like inserting that last ball with a groin thrust.

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A paralyzed student walks across graduation stage with use of bionic suit.
But what the fuck has the presenter got all over him?

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What a fucking prick thing to do.

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Flying in a body controlled jet engine powered suit.

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Conservatives who were outraged at his sins, don't seem to be as outraged with Trump.
Which is expected.

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The disadvantages of having a giant package.
He has lifetime bragging rights.

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Danish resistance fighters detain 2 German soldiers as the resistance began to liberate towns and cities in Denmark in 1945.

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This Medieval Italian Man Replaced His Amputated Hand With a Knife Blade.

The man's teeth showed extreme wear - a huge loss of enamel, and a bone lesion. He'd worn his teeth so far down on the right side of his mouth from using his teeth to tighten the straps that held the knife in place.

His shoulder showed evidence of this too - it had developed a C-shaped ridge of bone from holding the shoulder in an unnaturally extended position to tighten the prosthesis in his mouth.

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A variety of men dance at an openly gay club in Paris, France in 1933.

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An American pilot taking a picture of his "bomber" preparing to drop a bomb manually during a bombing run in WWI in 1917. The bomb has "share this raticide" written on it (raticide is a form of poison).

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*MNBT

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Who really gives a fuck? I remember when Streaking was considered good clean fun.

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I'm impressed.

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*MNBT

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I think you call that "verve."
Look it up.

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How to get out of a speeding ticket

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Boss upset with you? Just tell him, "I know you are feeling a little insecure right now, what with your hair looking like a little girl's..."

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PLACES

Yeah....no.

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How the Romans envisioned the world in 43 AD.

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Officials looking for disease or lice on arriving immigrants at Ellis Island, US in 1923.
Why don't we do that anymore? Not only health, I think we should check them for educational level and/or employment record.

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Never understood why the government needed to control so much land.

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A correct use of the word awesome.

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How day do dat?

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When I used to drive an Alfa Romeo Spider, I loved roads like this.

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An Australian battalion on one of the Pyramids at Giza, Egypt in 1915.
I'll bet you at least one of them scratched their name on it.

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Falkholt, "one of Sweden's most renowned graffiti artists," told The Local that phallophobes "should consider what it is they are so upset about and then talk about it...Sex is so important, but it’s always been too dirty to discuss."Falkholt, "one of Sweden's most renowned graffiti artists," told The Local that phallophobes "should consider what it is they are so upset about and then talk about it...Sex is so important, but it’s always been too dirty to discuss."
[ RH: Whaaaaat? ]


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Do crabs think we walk sideways?

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THINGS

Make love not war?

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And it is somewhat of a tool maker.

An escape artist...

And lesser known for it's sick dance moves.

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This rolls a brick pattern into concrete.

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It's called presentation and it works.

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Evolution is often summed up as “survival of the fittest,” but that’s a bit glib. It’s really the organisms that are able to reproduce — not necessarily those that are stronger or more successful predators — that get to pass on their genetic code to the next generation. For years, conservationists have debated whether or not animals with greater sexual dimorphism (those physical differences between males and females) were better-equipped to adapt and survive in the wild.
https://futurism.com/past-species-extinct-evolve-conservationists-future/

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That dog would die protecting his family.

Costa Rica has a dog sanctuary called "Land of the Strays".

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It was said that these are being installed in all the classrooms.

How about leave it hanging unused with a sign that reminds students not to bully or belittle others?



At Columbine High School, the shooters fired over 900 rounds and only killed 12 students and one teacher.

In Vietnam, the rate of kill was one enemy dead per 50,000 bullets fired.

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I have no idea what the hell is going on here...
But I assume it mists the user.

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This is the last thing some people ever see.


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Went to Disney World because of my daughter's obsession with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her all about it.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That umbrella has a fan and a mister attached to the water bottle to blow cool mist on you in the shade on a hot day. Probably useful in South Carolina.

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