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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian, and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, April 19, 2018

THURSDAY #3402

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

NEWSY BITS

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Shults was one of the first female fighter pilots in the U.S. Navy, flying the F-18.


SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY


Remotely operated rugged robot for combat.
Imagine a thousand of those charging at you.
However, I would think a Kevlar sheath would be advantageous.

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Can we take a moment to thank Jupiter?
"Thank you, Jupiter."

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La Brea Tar Pits
Priceless for several reasons. They were frozen in place so minimal flattening of the skeleton. Plus it is one of the few places where predators and prey are both in plentiful supply.
They have recreated what it used to look like.

And even today the tar still oozes up out of the ground.
Far out.


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You can be a good person with a kind spirit and still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed.

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STRANGE THINGS


"No, you go back."
They were rescued by a maintenance crane.

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Having a pet is having a mutual understanding with another species that we will not eat each other unless absolutely necessary.

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Anybody want to explain this to me?
And it's not just inverted.

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I feel sorry for people who think like that. Just stop your climb every once in a while and enjoy the view. Sounds simplistic, but it worked for me.

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Guy took a chainsaw to this tree and got this.
The theory is that it's a hollow tree that somehow filled with water.

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Pleeeeeze. How can those look anything but ridiculous? Compensating for a loose vagina?

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Would you get angry or smile at the absurdity?

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The guy on the left, "You seeing this shit?"


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A shack with plenty of food is better than a hungry castle.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE




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Hahahabananahaha!

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I found this very funny and not too long:



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Put me in the game, coach.

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Please let 19 be the question number and not the answer.


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A Swedish pen pal I had in Germany read my name and when she came to visit she pronounced it RALPAH. They don't have a ph - f sound in Sweden. I thought it so cute that I didn't correct her.

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People never change.


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Always enter a room like you deserve to be right where you are.

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ART

Algorithmics, Dimitris Ladopoulos

If I remember correctly, it's done with a 3D printer. 




But remember, a 3D printer is just another art tool.

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Don't believe everything you think.

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO



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Why?
Cause that's the way her momma did it.

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Satisfaction
I can almost smell that rather unique wet concrete odor.

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I'd pay good money...


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Holy shit!

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Does that look safe to anybody?


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Margaritas because it's Mexico somewhere.

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1 comment:

Robin said...

The picture looks like a reflection of someone in two puddles, one of which the bird is drinking from.

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