One Of My Very Own
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INFORMATION I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL NOW
Try to determine what this is before scrolling beyond the clip.
Skunk defense dance caught on night cam.
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"May the force be with you."
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I find that pretty accurate.
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Let's do it again...what is odd about this image?
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Back then you could pick up items like that for pennies on the dollar.
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Never really thought about this before.
That has to be heartbreaking...to get a package back from a child you know is dead.
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Elasmotherium
Maybe that is the origin of the unicorn stories throughout history.
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They used a design that has been proven to work through evolution. Why reinvent a thing that nature has already done very well?
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I have always thought that the multiverse was the logical way to look at it, but I've never thought about it like this before. Brian Keating, Professor of Physics at the University of California, San Diego, explains the problem with my view in this video.
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"Sorry I missed your call earlier today. I was sitting on the couch with the phone in my hand watching it ring.
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I like mischief and throughout the history of Folio Olio have posted dozens if not hundreds.
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Some mischief is visual.
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I would posit that most mischief is caused by boredom.
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Found this image and it compelled me to repeat one of my favorite stories.
During a happy hour with my fellow teachers, I found myself the only male. One of the women asked me what I did in the military and I answered that I maintained nuclear weapons. A hippy chick that I liked very much stated: "You know that all weapons are just phallic symbols...bullets, knives, spears, missiles."
I quipped: "Well, early on they probably threw tacos at one another and it just didn't hurt."
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Somebody stole my identity and I'm just waiting to see if they can do better with it than I did.
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Any chemistry people out there who can explain that to me?
PEOPLE WHO THINK DIFFERENTLY ABOUT SAFETY THAN YOU AND ME
That guy had scientists doing all the math on that stunt beforehand, proving it could work. But that is not always the case.
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What if his shotgun had malfunctioned?
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Some people seem to need much more adrenaline than others.
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Wait for it...
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Might as well skip to 1:45 where the real action starts:
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I like how it gets warm in May, then cold again and then I get to act like it's never happened before in my life.
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ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT HUMOR
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That sure looks like a OOMVO, but it's not.
Wouldn't it be funny if he could whistle a tune while doing that?
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While at Walt Disney World I watched dozens of children sitting on benches while their parents yelled at them in a dozen languages.
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I think he's just been presented a proposition he must consider carefully.
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Wait for it...
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Talk about your cultural appropriation!
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I've tried watching Indian films. They all have two things in common: They are all over two hours long and there are always three or four dance routines. That is true even for horror movies.
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When the cashier asks if you want the extended warranty on a $20 toaster.
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I used to take donuts to teacher's lounge every Friday. I got the idea from Dexter to make me seem normal.
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I so love the absurd.
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What the fuck are his escorts doing...watching a movie?
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