One Of My Very Own
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KIND OF NEWSY BITS
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We've all just given up trying to control this shit. If I mentioned today that I have a constitutional right to be left alone, people would think I was nuts.
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The real motive...
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HUMANS JUST BEING HUMAN
- EARNING A LIVING -
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Jose Guillen's mutant throw from the warning track.
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I will ask again; how is this even legal?
With all the hoopla about concussions in football, here in this sport the whole point is to give your opponent a concussion.
Or choke them to near death.
If you are not on board with banning that insanity, look at this.
Do you honestly think a man should be paid handsomely to do that to another human being?
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Yes, she was hired for her meteorological expertise.
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How a bank teller stole money.
You can remove cash from a sealed envelope the same way.
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The universal corporate smile when you don't know someone by name but want to acknowledge them.
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You can't be hungover at work on Monday if you don't have a job.
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HUMANS JUST BEING HUMAN
- SILLINESS -
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Same girl when she's not in the gym...
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That looks like what a serial killer would say.
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When I find a Pornhub category that I've never heard of before.
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Every father's greatest fear...
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No.
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All things Ralph...
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Hmmmmmm.
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I have no idea what this is about.
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Defuse any heated argument with a woman by treating them like royalty. For example, say, "Settle down your Royal Highness" or "Relax, Princess."
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HUMANS JUST BEING HUMAN
- FOLLY -
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Anyone who would put their food on a public restroom floor fears nothing and should be feared.
Of course the same could be said of this guy.
Probably from Texas...
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These people remain remarkably calm.
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Don't do this.
It won't be long before the cafe is overrun with birds and their shit everywhere.
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Aggressive ain't she?
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At least life wants to fuck me.
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That took me a while.
HUMANS JUST BEING HUMAN
- HAD WE BEEN BORN ELSEWHERE -
A Zulu tribesman pulls his employer in South Africa in 1932.
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A woman stands by her home in the Arkhangelsk province of the Russian Empire in 1910.
"Home."
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Women casting their votes in Syria in 1957.
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A Boko man from the Congo with his head marked using scarification in 1930.
Kind of looks like a row of baby boy genatalia.
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Oh my.
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The most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter is that they eventually use all the skills they learn in school.
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HUMANS JUST BEING HUMAN
- MISCELLANEOUS -
That smile.
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I once read serial killers tend to have symmetrical faces. Just saying.
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'Caveman' completing the Boston Marathon.
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And he did it in front of cameras. I, of course, found it hilarious.
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Well shit.
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Remember when I implored you to stop your struggles and just admire the view from time to time. This captures it perfectly.
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I predict that future generations will consider this a very dark in America's history.
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