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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

SUNDAY #3426

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com





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They say everyone in the world has a doppelganger but what they don't tell you is that the two of you have an inverse relationship & the more one of you succeeds, the more the other suffers. Every successful person in the world has a bum in a slum begging for coins to buy cheap wine.

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PEOPLE, ANIMALS & PEOPLE AND ANIMALS

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People who have found their Doppelgänger.

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My wife bought one of Elton John's jackets at a charity event.
She's still got it.

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When the guy using the urinal next to me starts groaning.
I use that look often.

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Anti-freckle treatment in the US in 1933. 
Have you noticed how many people are dissatisfied with their bodies?

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Guy lives next to a golf course.
Note wall.

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CAN WE JUST ACCEPT THAT PEOPLE TREAT EACH OTHER BADLY?

Guards casually watch as they start the process of garroting a criminal to death at Bilibid Prison in Manila, Philippines in 1901.

This is the Woolworth Lunch Counter Sit-in that occurred in Jackson, Mississippi in 1963 to protest a white-only diner. Notice 2 of the 3 people being harassed are in fact white.



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Instead of asking people to watch my laptop at a bar, I just leave an open google search for “How to clean a yeast infection off a laptop”. Never been robbed yet.

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PEOPLE, ANIMALS & PEOPLE AND ANIMALS

- ANIMALS -


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Mirror, mirror...

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Sissy bitch #1.

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Sissy bitch #2.

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What animals would look like if they had eyes at the front.


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People who use the popcorn setting on the microwave are SHEEP who are too trusting of authority and refuse to think for themselves.

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PEOPLE, ANIMALS & PEOPLE AND ANIMALS

- PEOPLE AND ANIMALS -


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Kurt performs the dance of rats.
When Kurt heard strange sounds from inside the hen house, a rat jumped into his jacket while he was investigating.

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A crowd gathers to watch the hanging of Murderous Mary in Erwin, Tennessee in 1916. A little hard to tell, but Mary is in the center of the photo, and is, in fact, a circus elephant. After years of abuse, she killed her trainer, and the population nearby to the circus at the time decided to have the poor creature hanged.

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A young girl stands near live Alligators on an Alligator farm in Florida, US in 1948.
No, no, no, no.

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Speaking of...
That guy does shit like that for a living.
I would love to see how he wrote it up on his resume.

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How she do dat?

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Sissy bitch #3.

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A guy in the stall next to mine said my shoes were cool and asked what brand they were so i said "Sorry man I'm pooping" and he said "Jeeze just was asking a question" all offended like as if I'm in the wrong here.

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LANGUAGE


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*MNBT

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My wife just scratched her bare vajayjay with the TV remote. You single guys don't know what you're missing.

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RATHER FAMOUS PEOPLE

A young Fidel Castro (with the lollypop) poses with his friends in Santiago, Cuba in 1940.

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2 People get married at Miyakejima Island, Japan in 2000. The island is full of toxic gas from a high level of volcanic activity, and most of the 3,600 people had to evacuate earlier that year. These people, however, stayed for that special day.

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2 Men dressed as Mickey Mouse in Paris, France in 1932.

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Alice Elizabeth Doherty with her family in Minnesota in 1903. She is the only known person with hypertrichosis lanuginosa born in the United States. For her, that means she grew a massive amount of hair all over her face like it was the top of her head.
Stop that, you insensitive oaf.

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Try to follow this, I found it hilarious.
His face says it all.

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Welcome to the internet and I will be your guide.
Holy cow, Y'all.

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For my Russian guests.

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This is the American Nazi Party rally that occurred at Madison Square Gardens in NYC, in 1939. Notice how many average Americans are doing the Nazi salute. Apparently, some 22,000 people showed up for this rally.



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Would you rather have 30 million dollars or 30 million Blu-ray copies of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo?

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ART AND CREATIVITY


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Magic?

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I never knew that tie-dying required so many tools.


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What a wonderful photograph.

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Put on your thinking cap...
Because now it's time for you to come up with a backstory that would explain that extraordinary scene.



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The HOT single WOMEN in MY area want me to MOVE to another area.

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