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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian, and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, May 31, 2018

THURSDAY #3444

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

NEWSY BITS

Various comments on some bullshit.


That's closer to my opinion.






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A writer does not have to tell the truth, thank god.

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WORDS OF WORTH


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Speaking of babies...

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Jesus Fucking Christ, Y'all, this stupid motherfucker got a driver's license!



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I want to set my phone to "door knock", slip it into a casket at the next funeral I attend, and discreetly dial it over and over.

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If my blinkers are on I'm not asking to merge. I'm telling you I'm about to get in front of you. It's not optional. Take the appropriate action, now.

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CLIPS THAT ARE MILDLY BEMUSING

Okay, I'm impressed.

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Road rage victory

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Fish Rapture

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Took researcher's hat

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That clap.

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I wonder how long it took to get that seat upholstery out of his ass.

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Your fetishes are nothing to be ashamed about. Unless your fetish is being humiliated, then you should be very ashamed, you nasty little pervert.

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I haven't a clue.


SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY

It has 10 eyes, 10 claws, & blue blood worth $15,000 per quart.
And just about a perfect evolutionary design; needing no modifications over millions of years.

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That's amazing.

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Thunder Child Undergoes Sea Trials

Using a number of factors including a very low center of gravity, sealed hull and stronger, lighter materials the Thunder Child is a self-righting craft with a number of possible applications. It cruises at 40 knots but can go as fast as 60 knots if needed.

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I had no idea my government had to do that.

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This is right out of Black Mirror.

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I love stuff like that.

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Why wouldn't it just go ahead and cut it off so it falls in the truck that will haul it out?

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The same caution that causes humans babies to back downstairs on their knees.


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Weed is the gateway drug to thinking you can rap.

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WHETHER OR NOT

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