WEDNESDAY #3422 men women

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

NEWSY BITS

A viewer sent me an explanation of that exchange.

Hi Ralph,

This has traffic direction arrows. We drive on the left here.

So the middle is like three lanes high.

When I can't figure something out, I tell my friends "I'll ask the internet" and you guys always come through for me.

Of course, I get stuff like this also:

"How this fruit box 500 north speaking of." 

I have no idea what that was about.

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Women in the news complaining about New York official getting too rough with them during sex. That is why you all need a safe word. Seriously.

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It's been 73 years exactly...

Field Marshal Wilhelm Keitel led a delegation of German officers to the remains of the old Engineering School of the German Army in the Karlhorst district of Berlin. There he sat down with Marshal Zukov, the commander of Soviet Forces, and amended and signed the document of unconditional surrender (which general Jodl had signed the original copy of the night before).

It was over.

It was at least 50 million people killed in those 2442 days. Probably more.

And the whole world celebrated.

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Skulduggery is another word we need to bring back.

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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: A TUTORIAL

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Men are hardwired to stare.

And, when possible, touch.

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This man does this despite having 24-hour porn available on his computer.

Go figure.

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A man wouldn't bother to camouflage it.

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I've noticed that some sites restrict what I can see if I don't turn off my adblocker. That was a man's idea.

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I'll just let that speak for itself.

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Men just do shit like this to show off to women.

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Men have a way of cutting corners.

It's called laziness and it's a good thing.
Every job site needs a lazy man to show them how to do it in the easiest possible way.

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Women attempt suicide more than men, but men are more successful.

That's a fact.

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I bet a man taught her that.

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There is no limit to a man's practical joke.

A concussion is a small price to pay for a good belly laugh.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Anthony Hopkins.

See, famous women don't do shit like that.

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Women get to serve half naked. Men are relegated to shit like this.

Smart Marketing though.

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To most men, EVERYTHING will be a hyper-competition at the slightest provocation. 

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And the worse thing a man can do is look like a little girl.

Anybody know where the ball went?

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Do you think a woman could have come up with this idea?

No. No, they wouldn't.

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Some men are cads.

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Women and their costumes...

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Try to keep up with the captions...

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Yeah, men think kind of shit is fun.

Women not so much.

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I haven't a clue.

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I wonder if women become as addicted collectors as men?

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These next two don't really fit in this section, but I had no other place to put them.

"Thanks for the blanket."

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Men...every fucking one of us. If it can be raced it will be raced.

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Luck closely...

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Every fight is a food fight if you are a cannibal.

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IMAGES WORTH A LOOKING

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Tile in the National Postal Museum

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Did you notice the man's face in the headlight?

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I can't figure out what this is.

Anybody?

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If you order another round for everyone at the table, you damn sure ought to fucking pay for that round.

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DOGS and LESSER ANIMALS

Caucasian Ocharkas were bred to fight bears.

As I understand it, bears are just born being afraid of dogs, even small ones. I guess dogs remind them of wolf packs.

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Three border collies have been trained to run around a Chilean forest devastated by wildfire while wearing special backpacks that release native plant seeds.

Let's see a cat do that.

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Intelligent dogs will go through the gate only when their name called.

My father knew a man who raised hunting dogs. He trained those dogs to come eat out of a pan only after their name was called and get back in line when told to. The man died taking a roast out of the oven and when found the half-starved dogs sat staring at it waiting for their name to be called.

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*MNBT

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I was so afraid some ill-fate would befall it.

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Every time a male figure skater lands a jump, you can hear him whisper, "Take that, dad."

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THINGS YOU MAY NOT KNOW

This is called a design flaw of the upper tier.

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Remember the Darien Gap? It's that huge swamp area that requires you to take a ferry around.

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"It's a conundrum...or it's not.

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A REAL ADVENTURE

First-world meets 4th world; Uncontacted Tribe meets White man for First Time.

This encounter is the first time the Toulambi Tribe of Papua Guinea encountered a white man. This is an encounter between a First-world civilization, and a fourth-world civilization.  They have heard of White men before, but they believe they were the dead... the living dead (ghosts). This is their encounter with a French explorer. See how he touches them, in disbelief? 

At the beginning of the encounter, they cross the river, terrified of the sight of the living dead. Prepared to fire deadly arrows, along with their deadly stone axes. Ordering their women to stay-back,... I didn't include the women due to Imgurs policies on nudity and what not... you know national geographic stuff.

After a long time of disbelief, the explorer shows them some technological advancements. Here they are shown matches... out of disbelief that this is a real fire that can be summoned out of nowhere so easily, the tribe's man touches it, and learns its definite fire.

Then they feel more comfortable interacting and touching. They see he is bone and muscle like them, but are amazed at differences in eyes and hair.

After gaining enough trust, they bring their women over to interact with him. He next shows them a mirror. These people have only seen their reflections in the water. To see a perfect image of themselves must truly seem like more magic.

Next, the explorer has them use their stone axes to cut a tree, then he shows them his tool, leaping the bronze-age, Iron-age, with a steel Knife.

Then he cooks rice for them, at first, he does not like it but after the explorer adds salt to it, he indicated to the others with a bump to the head which is a sign of Good... The explorer tried to show them the use of a spoon but the tribe decided to use the old proven method of using their hands.

The next day they invite the explorer and his crew to the other side of the river, they show them their war of life. They build a fire for them (without matches) hunt and make dinner, tell stories and share tobacco with them, and they smoke a lot...  a companion with the explorers who is from another tribe on the island, who speaks a different but similar language to the Toulambi states "the white man gave us alcohol, but we got back at them by giving them Tobacco"

After spending days with them, documenting them, their way of life and language...the explorers learn they traveled from their home due to sickness and heard rumors of tribes down the river that have medicine that might help them(from the civilized world). They part ways by giving them some medicine anti-fever and antibiotics I believe.  This final Gif I make here shows the leader telling his tribes story and singing a song from his people into a recorder, after playback, they are all understandably in disbelief.

There are not many tribes like this left in the world, and they need to be protected. These are the seed banks to humanity and our roots as mankind. 

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I love the fact that people who peaked in high school are now miserable and ugly while I was miserable and ugly back then and I still am. Consistency is the key.

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