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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, June 4, 2018

MONDAY #3448

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com



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Then there's this jackoff...

The gun went off, wounding a guy in the leg.
And he is a law enforcement professional.




SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY

This is a new device to suck any blockage out of the throats of choking victims.
First, you press on the yellow part. The air escapes under the rim of the mouthpiece, and when you release it allowing it to rise it creates suction. The blockage is deposited in the yellow bulb.

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This is the Saildrone! This is one of a whole fleet of orange, wind and solar powered, GPS guided badass machines currently roaming the world's oceans.
Fitted with fancy sensors and other scientific equipment I don't understand, these babies beam back real-time data and images via satellite and will be used for a host of ecological missions.

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Oh, well.

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How the hell would you catch a man doing that?

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Just try to count the total numbers of explosions.
The timing mechanism must be amazing.

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I saw this in operation once and pulled over to watch it. Very efficient and effective.
Still not sure how you keep it from twisting.

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I have a dozen of these and it is, indeed, just that easy.

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Man invents the manual washing machine.

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Nasa Is Sending a Helicopter To Mars
Well worth the watch:

That seems to be a great idea.


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A man who calls a girl a whore for not sleeping with him just doesn't understand language.

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OUCH!

Breaking You Leg #1


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Breaking Your Leg #2


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Schnapsidee - idea that only sounds good when drunk.


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I'm impressed. Damn!

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Dog breaks up a fight.
It only used the force necessary.

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Survives a boar attack.

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A tail of a coyote was caught in a fence.
I wonder if he chewed it off or twisted it off.

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The skull of a person with the rare type of bone cancer Chordoma.
The pain he must have endured.

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Back then there were many models of cars with elaborate fins.
Then they realized they turned a minor rear-end collision by a motorcycle into a fatality.


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Everything is everyone's fault.

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WOMEN OF NOTE


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The caption said we should all recognize this.
I don't. Do you?


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How porn stars feel at the end of the shoot.


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Prince Harry with Princess Diana, 1987

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Where there's a will, there's a way out.

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THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO

Look at that date. He and his family have been sharpening things in the same neighborhood for 75 years.

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I've never seen this type of race.

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Look again.

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I lied. I would most certainly do this.



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Girls actually love nice guys, but you probably aren't as nice of a guy as you think you are.

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PONDERABLES


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I'm impressed every time I see that.

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*MNBT

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Finally, an actor who has been living in the forest for months has dirty fingernails.

But on a planet without any technology, there are sawn trees.
There were others.


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I come to a complete stop at stop signs because apparently, it pisses a lot of people off.

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MACHINES OF WAR

In the 50s, you could buy camouflage netting like that for a dollar or two.

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Take a moment to study these faces.
The things they have seen can't be left on the battlefield.

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WWII flamethrower

Modern flamethrower.
Seems like it would be an excellent defensive weapon.

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I've posted this before.
But I never learned if it is true or not.

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In America, we wrestle with difficult philosophical concepts, like "Should people have health care" and "Are Nazis bad?"

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