One Of My Very Own
IS THERE NO LIMIT TO HUMAN CLEVERNESS?
You can't imagine how teachers feel this time of year.
A vampire doesn’t produce a reflection in a mirror and whatever creature I am doesn’t register with sensors on automatic sinks and soap dispensers in public bathrooms.
THINGS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW
Coke up the nose is the torture technique of choice by the Mexican drug lords. It is unbelievably painful.
What the fuck is in the upper left corner?!?
An Uber ride that comes with a story guaranteed to impress.
That's why most believers don't really study their bible on their own. They always let someone else lead the discussion.
That's just people throwing balls at each other. It's not a game if nobody's following/enforcing the rules. Wout rules I guess you could have 1000 people play football or soccer.
Walk on an asteroid...
How can anybody not be in utter awe of that?
A naturally occurring flame burns inside the heart of this waterfall in Chestnut Ridge, New York.
Natural gasses including ethane, propane, and methane seep out from hundreds of meters beneath the surface in order to fuel it.
You can even cook over it.
If I just came upon that, I would shit in my pants.
White house renovation - 1950
I know it was only 1950, but I bet they filled it with, for then, was state of the art secret shit.
This reminds me of Delta E and Decibel.
Many people don't even know that a decibel is a gauge of the least amplitude of sound that can detected by the human ear.
There is a gauge for color change based on the amount of change that can be detected by the human eye. It is called Delta E.
It comes in handy when you are dying a million colored sheets and you want them to match.
My wife answers her cell phone like she's on a World War II field telephone while under heavy fire behind enemy lines.
Well, we do have a specific noise:
"THERE ARE BEES HERE LET'S LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!"
Or the old standby:
When The Waitress Tells Them That Her Boyfriend Doesn't Watch Porn or Jerk Off.
The most famous bat to ever live.
I wonder what the fuck she was looking at.
I'm looking for a toy that will help my baby learn to count but will also haunt him for the rest of this life.
The last family reunion I realized I am my family's Cousin Eddie.
What the actual fuck, Jennifer?
*overheard in women’s bathroom*
I think there’s a guy in here.
PEOPLE WHO IMPRESS ME
The innocent fucking wonder in that child’s face.
Anne Franks father revisiting the attic as the sole survivor of the family - 1960.
Yeah, she might be ugly but she can still...
I will guarantee you they just asked him for his name. Clever man.
This man made a lot of money acting like this.
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