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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, June 7, 2018

THURSDAY #3451

One Of My Very Own

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NEWSY BITS

This man totally ruined that young woman's life and every liberal I know forgave him.

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The armored vehicle was stolen by a soldier from Fort Pickett in Blackstone, VA.
He even got on a highway out of town but did not go offroad to escape. What's up with that?




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The porn site was named Brazzers so that it could be typed entirely with the left hand.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY

They play with junked vehicles that don't look any worse than my old truck.

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Cool.

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Guy tied a beef bone in his sneaker to fuck with the neighbors.

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Yeah, my wife used to spend every afternoon doing Yoga.

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Netflix series The 100 got a little boring so they threw in not one...

But TWO lesbian scenes in one episode.
Blond woman same, with two different women.


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There are more trees on Earth (3 trillion) than there are stars in the Milky Way.

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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH KNOWLEDGE

This was a good gif that wouldn't load.

But here's the gist.

Here's how I handle such things...

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These Custom Prostheses Give Amputees A New Life
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One of my biggest disappointments is that I have never had the opportunity to do this.

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What the hell is going on here?
It's a blowup float.
It's dead.
It's asleep.
Or the shark's know it inflicts too much damage if attacked.

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My wife does that all the time. Maybe she's a secret agent!

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I say only the Irish get to name new species from now on.

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Not only the Nazis had a minister of propaganda.
That has staged propaganda image written all over it.


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Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige.

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THINGS THAT ARE MESMERIZING

Andreas Wannerstedt, Designer & Motion Graphics Artist | Stockholm, Sweden






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It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.

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EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

Let's play:
 What Happens Next!
Out of the tunnel comes:


A. A car engulfed in flame.

B. Ever increasing size of cars until they barely fit in the tunnel.

C. An airplane.
D. A huge ostrich on a flat car.

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Oh, hell no!

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When someone criticizes The Fifth Element.
I like that movie.

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Yeah, he meant to do that.

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Beluga Kissing a Baby.
Not my baby. I wonder if she knows that belugas are carnivores.

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This may be what that beluga wanted to do.

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Another fucking gif that wouldn't load.
That is a crack that showed up on a plane's windshield.
Within seconds it grew to this...

As I understand it, the cracks almost always start in the corner and that is why the side windows in airliners have rounded corners.

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The best anti-theft device?
A manual transmission.

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We all know pricks like this.

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Came with no explanation.
Badgers?

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Look at that again very carefully.

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Wrong train.

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Right train.
B. Ever increasing size of cars until they barely fit in the tunnel.
C. An airplane.

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This is what happens when you mix mercury and aluminum.

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Not that little fucker's day.

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The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains ought to be great news for stupid people.

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I'm betting he went in an open window or door or more likely over the cab.

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[ CHEVY CHASE

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