One Of My Very Own
EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
NEWSY BITS
Have you heard about this shit?
Trump has a habit of tearing up his notes after he speaks. But legally, they MUST be preserved under the Presidential Records Act. So they have to pay someone $60k to undo his regular tear-it-up tantrums and he refuses to stop the behavior.
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Tomorrow the World Cup returns. I will watch every game, as I've done for decades. I just hope they get this bullshit under control.
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“Welcome to International House of Burgers, what can I get you?”
Rebranding your company after so long must have been a drastic step brought about from desperation.
The internet is having fun with it, though.
Charlie Chaplin invented the "distracted boyfriend" meme in 1922.
SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
If you don't know how global warming can cause colder weather in some places, then you aren't allowed in the conversation.
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Even the sky is trying to kill us.
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Have you ever wondered what the desert looks like when it rains?
Holy shit!
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I will not stop ridiculing these fools until they cease their insanity.
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*MNBT
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I just downloaded another distraction on my distraction device so I can be distracted when my other distractions aren't distracting enough.
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SOCIAL CONCERNS
Pakistan: Women Police officers escort a man to jail for abusing his daughter, the government made sure only women would escort him to jail.
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Interviews with warriors indicate that they fear to let down their buddies more than they fear to die.
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That is a real truckload.
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I am still amazed at the couples where one is so very much more attractive than the other.
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Or not.
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I don't know the purpose for that, but it sounds a little threatening.
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There are STILL people who get upset over an image like that.
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I've just realized that my perfect job would be the Foot Wash Off Guy for a photographer of nude women.
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[FIRST DAY AS A NUDE MODEL]
INSTRUCTOR: Sir, we need you to take off your socks.
ME: (chuckles) Oh, sorry.
INSTRUCTOR: (clears throat) All three of them.
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WORD ON AND OFF THE STREET
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I know several people who are miserable in their marriage but stay "for the sake of the children." But in reality they are showing their children what marriage should be and, in my opinion, is harmful.
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Notice that they have to put the camera in a cage.
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Well, thank you, Lorraine, I feel much better now.
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When you drop an ice cube on the floor you have only 2 options:
1. kick it under the fridge
2. pick it up & throw it at the sink missing wildly
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ART ON THE STREET
What are the chances of running into a gaggle of nuns while toting your four-foot inflatable cock?
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Wow!
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Any man who can do this should be allowed to.
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New Friend: Are you free this weekend?
Me: That's not how this works. First, you tell me what you had in mind and then I respond with either a "yeah" or a dishonest excuse.
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Clever Illustrations Of ‘Same’ Words That You May Confuse
So, now that you've gotten your feet wet, try and figure out the words indicated. And, of course, highlight below the picture for answers
THRONE - THROWN
ALTAR - ALTER
BREAD - BRED
A RACK - A ROCK - IRAQ - I ROCK
ORDINANCE - ORDNANCE
PAIR - PARE - PAYER - PEAR
RAISE - RAYS - RAZE
TO - TOO - TWO
DIE - DYE
ROAD - RODE - ROWED
And lastly, my favorite...
WHOA - WOE
I enjoyed that.
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