SATURDAY #3747

One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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This reads like I'm a registered Democrat, but I'm not. I hated Hilary Clinto also. I just thought these were clever and this first one concerns my own gay senator.

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LANGUAGE THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE...FOREVER

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This gave me brain cancer.

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There are always people who claim they can "fix" you...for the mere price of a book.

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT

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My mother-in-law once tried to give me parenting advice. I told that she should remember that I married one of her children who still needs some work.

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GET LEARNT

To help with a piece of that puzzle, read “How Everything Became War and the Military Became Everything” by Rosa Brooks.
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I found this from my newest favorite cartoonist.

 The on the same day I ran into this with a related word I have never heard, but it means just what one would think it means.

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ANIMALS OF INTEREST

 I would have thought that skill would be inborn.

Squirrel defends burrow from snake.

I feel a little embarrassed to admit that I had to look up burrowing squirrels. Well, there are tree squirrels and there are ground squirrels, and the ground squirrels do, in fact, dig burrows.

This bad motherfucker is ready for work.

He is more than willing to die for his master.

 [verification needed]

Despite its reputation for stupidity, the Shoebill is a masterful hunter.

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Walmarts in America

 And that's only up to 2006
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I have a real interest in the way food is prepared in other cultures, especially street vendors.

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The air pumped through sand does that. But air pumped through water is much the way, a floating object will sink. That's why sinking ships are said to "drag you down", in that the air bubbles escaping from the ship renders the water with much less buoyancy.
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Cats probably wonder why soda cans yell "fuck you" when they are opened.

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HUMANS JUST TRYING TO GET ALONG

And people wonder why young people volunteer for the army.
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Like who couldn't have seen that coming?
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Generational Laughter

I would bet that early cavemen did the exact same thing to their grandchildren.
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I haven't a clue. 
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You go girl.

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Sports are hard.

Imagine inventing THAT! 
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I'm not entirely sure how I feel about that. 
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 So very, very many questions.
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Boy, doesn't that look like fun?
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Bob Barker staring at Vanna White's boobs.

Looks like he's repeating "Damn".
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I need this coat.

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If I was a Jedi there is a 100% chance that I would use the force inappropriately.

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ART AND THE ARTY

iPhone Photo Challenge - The Winners

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"I’m not the phony, you’re the phony.”

It's called Expressionism and making it is when I am the happiest.
Most people don't know that the vast majority of an expressionist's paintings DON'T work and are discarded. 
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So graceful for such a mammoth beast.
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I came across this and seem to remember that it is not fake. A photographer taking a picture of a bridge managed to capture this tragic event.

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The only thing flat-earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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BITS OF AMUSING LANGUAGE

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Today was the very, very, very first time I had heard of the word epizeuxis.
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I found that very funny.
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 At least they get to spend his college fund now.

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